Stupid shit that could have killed you

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feeds@yuku.com (RichardZinya) — Tue, 26 May 2009 08:37:06 GMT

This one pops in mind first, although there are many. The summer before my Sr. year of high school, some friends and I went fishing in the Gulf. We got up at 5 am, and by 5:30 I had my first beer down. It was a beautiful day, so we decided to take his little 22 ft. Baycraft offshore. And we just kept going, until we were about 35 miles out. Had a storm come up, we were toast.

We tie up to a rig and run into a mess of Spanish mackrel. At around noon, the fishins slowed down and I...

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feeds@yuku.com (RebelShark) — Tue, 26 May 2009 08:10:24 GMT

You are indeed a brave man. What ever became of her?

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feeds@yuku.com (TheHoka) — Tue, 26 May 2009 08:02:36 GMT

moonlight booze cruise at highwater in June... The boat collectively has consumed lots of beer.. Around 11:30 at night our raft leaves the beach/bonfire, and does the rapids alone. We gut a rapid & all but one girl is left in the boat (all the paddles fall out as well).. I swim, in the pitch black, through the rest of this class 4 rapid, slammed a rock fairly hard, all my splash gear filled with about 80 extra pounds of water, and somehow make it to the bank and into an eddy. it took us...

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feeds@yuku.com (Ole Miss Grad) — Mon, 25 May 2009 19:58:36 GMT

Climbing a fire tower on the outside (didn't use steps), while drunk.

Another night, same fire tower.....swinging off the top on a rope.

Playing demolition derby at 50 MPH in farm trucks.

Cutting a hole in a piece of tin, chaining it to a truck, using it as a sled and jumping terraces in a pasture. Yea, tin can cut you.

Doing the same with a car hood in snow. Not quite as dangerous, but fun.

Tying a ski rope to the back of dirt bikes and...

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feeds@yuku.com (statesucks) — Mon, 25 May 2009 19:35:37 GMT

1. flipped 4 wheeler on frozen pond...woke up with said atv on top of me with my right knee behind my head------------------------------------3:30pm
2. fell off trampoline at party in oxford off of highway 30...still don't know how I didn't break my neck--------------------------------------------2:00pm
3. passenger in infiniti q45 going 85mph on gravel road at horshoe lake jumping the highway and ending up in the middle of a soybean field-------3:15am
4. member of...

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feeds@yuku.com (sumanabitch) — Mon, 25 May 2009 19:29:43 GMT

tried to jump start a car with extension cord connected to grain bin... battery explosion . climbed georgia power tranmission tower in rain.... electricution.....ran through guard rails at oxford airport with random drug dealer in back seat......lost in oxford...drove from oxford to memphis to oxford to tuscaloosa to starkville to oxford with one headlight and copious amounts of whatever we could find. i don't think i was ever in any real danger in starkville until i was pissing on the...

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feeds@yuku.com (MisissippiTimes) — Mon, 25 May 2009 18:41:16 GMT

a watched a movie about a white guy from the south that got drunk and threw up in a cab and walked around a city .... that shit was wild

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feeds@yuku.com (Mean Machine say what) — Mon, 25 May 2009 17:38:26 GMT

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feeds@yuku.com (pookierayray) — Mon, 25 May 2009 17:32:33 GMT

Are you a fellow Marshall County Resident by chance?

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feeds@yuku.com (pookierayray) — Mon, 25 May 2009 17:31:38 GMT

we were in an older two-door tahoe blaring "who run it" by triple six. Anyways, we ended up flipping the thing onto the roof. Me and two others were in the back trying to get out when we noticed what could only be the light from a fire from somewhere on the Tahoe on the ground beside my head. We ended up busting the windows out and lighting cigs on the burning car as the cd player was still blaring triple six. Finally we got a ride and left it there. I dont know what the guy did...

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feeds@yuku.com (Mean Machine say what) — Mon, 25 May 2009 16:42:14 GMT

That wasn't me on your youtubey thing though.

Not so hard that I have walked the streets of a major city and thrown up. In a cab no less... wow. You are the awesomest.

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feeds@yuku.com (bonedaddy401) — Mon, 25 May 2009 15:39:34 GMT

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feeds@yuku.com (Mean Machine say what) — Mon, 25 May 2009 09:42:26 GMT

pretty weak stuff. Driving fast is great and all...I have done 140 whilst out of it....but I took this question to be more geared toward parasailing in a field behind a truck (by far the dumbest thing I have ever even seen, much less done) or driving a car onto a frozen Chewalla Lake.

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feeds@yuku.com (edo2bedo) — Mon, 25 May 2009 06:47:05 GMT

How did you have a military jump with no backup chute?

Airborneku

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feeds@yuku.com (Bacchus815) — Mon, 25 May 2009 05:14:09 GMT

No need to rob/shiv/kill a couple of white frat boy looking dunks in from out of town when there are plenty of neighborhoodies to get later.

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feeds@yuku.com (SouthLamarLawyer) — Sun, 24 May 2009 23:05:49 GMT

is a sure recipe for stupid shit that could have killed you. When I was 20, I was riding around with a buddy of mine and a girl in my old Ford Ranger pickup truck. It had a bed cover with the cooler of beer safely locked inside. We went to said buddy's grandma's house to 'borrow' her '85 Crown Victoria since it would provide ample cruising and drinking room (plus the back seat could double as a bedroom). Well, after he had gotten the Crown Vic, we were driving down the...

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feeds@yuku.com (rrlynch) — Sun, 24 May 2009 22:40:33 GMT

except a buddy of mine and I shitfacedly (new word!) stumbled through Harlem one night. We were drinking at Columbia with some friends in school there but were staying at a hotel on the Upper East Side. Being dumbasses we opted to not walk through Central Park (we thought it dangerous) and instead walked through Harlem.

Funny thing is, people were afraid of us. One black couple even crossed the street when they heard us approaching behind...

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feeds@yuku.com (AceD3) — Sun, 24 May 2009 20:07:25 GMT

First, the background. Had a guy on the outskirts of town who owned about 40 acres- much of it used as his yard. Had alot of oak trees and put out corn for the deer, as he hunted out of his barn right near his house. What that all meant was- a known spotlighting spot. In fact, the year before a dude had shot a 14 point nontypical out of there at about 2 am.

To they story, we beat Jackson Academy (AL) 60-12 one evening, me and 3 buds have big games and party appropriately for...

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feeds@yuku.com (bonedaddy401) — Sun, 24 May 2009 20:03:14 GMT

Went out in Georgetown got hammered and got separated from the people I went out with. I caught a cab by myself and about 10 mins into the ride I puked all in the back of the cab. The driver slammed on the brakes and demanded I get out and pay for what ride he had givin me. I pulled out my wallet to find that I had no money and he kicked my ass out somewhere a few blocks north of downtown. Close to 14th and U streets. Terrible part of town. It took me two hours to walk home shit faced and...

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feeds@yuku.com (Bacchus815) — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:18:44 GMT

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Stupid shit that could have killed you

feeds@yuku.com (edo2bedo) — Sat, 23 May 2009 09:45:38 GMT

I read an editorial yesterday in the Wall Street Journal from a guy who is now an overprotective father to 4 girls. He was reflecting on his attitude toward safety now versus when he was growing up, and concluded that a lot of things could kill you and in some cases probably should have. In other words, just living through child/teen/young adult-hood is dangerous.

He reflected upon a few of his exploits that involved illegal fireworks/bomb making, hanging with adult strangers,...