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Assorted Bumper Stickers - Peeches - (1) - Nov 6, 2009 9:00 PM
    Why is this in the GTA? - HamilReb - Nov 6, 2009 9:00 PM
Closed Topic Hot Topic w/ No New Posts Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? - BoumtjeBoumtje - (133) - Sep 16, 2009 9:04 PM
    You are fucked. - Mean Machine say what - Sep 16, 2009 9:49 AM
    unless you pull off the biggest Landshark of all time - rebelpimp - Sep 16, 2009 9:51 AM
    Is there an expiration date on the condom wrapper? - WasteOfChevronsMoney - Sep 16, 2009 9:52 AM
       I was thinking the same thing about the expiration date. - ridgereb84 - Sep 16, 2009 9:59 AM
          Why would a nurse have condoms randomly fall into their pockets?** - DiamondReb - Sep 16, 2009 10:03 AM
             Probably after they fucked one of the on-call residents. - Lion O - Sep 16, 2009 10:07 AM
             I thought it was just the wrapper. - ridgereb84 - Sep 16, 2009 10:08 AM
                Nursing Home - BoumtjeBoumtje - Sep 16, 2009 10:09 AM
                   Then just tell her you like to wear a condom when you whack off to your prodigious collection - ridgereb84 - Sep 16, 2009 10:15 AM
          If all else fails, you might get a very good friend to take the fall and admit that he was behind it - WasteOfChevronsMoney - Sep 16, 2009 10:10 AM
    Not saying I doubt your innocence..... - m t flask - Sep 16, 2009 9:53 AM
       Not saying I doubt him either but that story is plausible - rebelpimp - Sep 16, 2009 9:56 AM
          I can...it belongs to his wife's boyfriend. - oxfordcircus - Sep 16, 2009 9:59 AM
             One flaw with that plan: - ridgereb84 - Sep 16, 2009 10:06 AM
                She is better at implementing a proactive plan of deniability - parrotrebA1A - Sep 16, 2009 10:10 AM
                And that's a fatal flaw. - patdog.sixpackspeak - Sep 16, 2009 10:18 AM
                   Not if the date on the thing doesn't lend itself to that - SoxFan343 - Sep 16, 2009 12:03 PM
       Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? - Fogell - Sep 16, 2009 9:58 AM
    Looks like new car time to me. - I lost my nutt rag - Sep 16, 2009 10:00 AM
       Disagree. If you didn't do it, deny, deny, deny. - parrotrebA1A - Sep 16, 2009 10:38 AM
       Worst advice ever. - Mean Machine say what - Sep 16, 2009 2:06 PM
    Are you sure your clothes were the only ones in the wash? - Reb92 - Sep 16, 2009 10:02 AM
    Step 1, change your avatar - DiamondReb - Sep 16, 2009 10:05 AM
    In all seriousness....are you a generally smart guy or a dumbass? - msbelle96 - Sep 16, 2009 10:08 AM
       This is where his porn addiction could help, if she doesn't know about it. - WasteOfChevronsMoney - Sep 16, 2009 10:16 AM
          She Knows About It - BoumtjeBoumtje - Sep 16, 2009 10:18 AM
             Damn, then I'd go with blaming her friends, then check the expiration date, if no date, look for a - WasteOfChevronsMoney - Sep 16, 2009 10:25 AM
             Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? - RebelBruiser - Sep 16, 2009 11:31 AM
       Are these included in those times... - JabbatheGut1 - Sep 16, 2009 10:27 AM
          None of the above..... - msbelle96 - Sep 16, 2009 10:49 AM
             Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? - hooch1275 - Sep 16, 2009 4:14 PM
                Crying while watching Braveheart is 100% acceptable..... - msbelle96 - Sep 16, 2009 4:24 PM
          Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? - All In Rebel - Sep 16, 2009 1:49 PM
             But that's not real crying. That's an involuntary tearing. - ridgereb84 - Sep 16, 2009 1:52 PM
       Same thought. - donthitagirl - Sep 16, 2009 12:53 PM
    Prayers sent - fillmoregandt - Sep 16, 2009 10:10 AM
       Not A Public Washing Machine - BoumtjeBoumtje - Sep 16, 2009 10:13 AM
          So much for your story being plausible then. - patdog.sixpackspeak - Sep 16, 2009 10:20 AM
          Damn, I didn't understand that earlier. - oxfordcircus - Sep 16, 2009 10:27 AM
          was the load full of your clothes only? - Optimus Prime 4 - Sep 16, 2009 10:31 AM
    were your clothes in the machine? - Optimus Prime 4 - Sep 16, 2009 10:23 AM
    I guess I am different than most of ya'll - SoxFan343 - Sep 16, 2009 10:26 AM
       SoxFan is correct - elmsurfer1 - Sep 16, 2009 12:32 PM
          Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? - RebelBruiser - Sep 16, 2009 12:39 PM
          Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? - RT23.sixpackspeak - Sep 16, 2009 4:33 PM
    Post an appeal in the complex laundry room, something like this: - uscreb - Sep 16, 2009 10:28 AM
       It's a private dryer though. Similar thing happened to me in college - Optimus Prime 4 - Sep 16, 2009 10:33 AM
    If you truly did not do it then there are only a handfull of... - rebelrouseri - Sep 16, 2009 10:32 AM
       or tell her it can't be yours, you never wear a rubber when cheating** - Optimus Prime 4 - Sep 16, 2009 10:33 AM
          Damnit I swear I did not read this before my post.* - Ad Wizard - Sep 16, 2009 10:37 AM
       I think you solved the mystery. - patdog.sixpackspeak - Sep 16, 2009 10:36 AM
    You are not fucked. She is testing you. She put the wrapper there herself. - Ad Wizard - Sep 16, 2009 10:36 AM
       Completely antd totally agree with this - Port City Gangsta - Sep 16, 2009 2:40 PM
       Ding, ding, ding! It's a test. - someonestolemyusernamedamnit - Sep 16, 2009 2:52 PM
    I don't think you have enough information. Ignore these other idiots. - OxpatchReb - Sep 16, 2009 10:53 AM
       Which all may be true and is the most likely answer IMO... - Mean Machine say what - Sep 16, 2009 12:10 PM
    Tell her the truth and stick to it. - bigrebone - Sep 16, 2009 10:56 AM
       and get pissed off as hell. You have to get mad - Optimus Prime 4 - Sep 16, 2009 12:12 PM
          And as part of your consternation insist that she get a daytime shift somewhere else. - ridgereb84 - Sep 16, 2009 12:19 PM
             Yep. You gotta get her away from the other "men hater" nurses. - bigrebone - Sep 16, 2009 3:47 PM
    I'm going with the "she put it in the washer herself" crowd. - Rezreb - Sep 16, 2009 10:56 AM
       I think I'm agreeing with this sentiment too - rebelpimp - Sep 16, 2009 11:00 AM
       I wouldn't offer the cell phone records, etc. - patdog.sixpackspeak - Sep 16, 2009 11:05 AM
          A direct confrontation could make things worse - SoxFan343 - Sep 16, 2009 12:01 PM
    Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? - OMReb46 - Sep 16, 2009 11:21 AM
    For $1000.00, I will approach you and your wife in the Grove, pretend to - Skink - Sep 16, 2009 11:43 AM
       Price war. I'll do it for $500. - ridgereb84 - Sep 16, 2009 11:46 AM
       Counter offer: For $750, I'll walk up to your wife and - OxpatchReb - Sep 16, 2009 11:56 AM
          Why would he pay you $750 when he can get.... - rebelrouseri - Sep 16, 2009 1:16 PM
             Touche' - OxpatchReb - Sep 16, 2009 1:48 PM
    I knew a guy in Memphis picked up a girl and got blown on the - jackstefano - Sep 16, 2009 11:53 AM
       Two Blowjobs In One Night - BoumtjeBoumtje - Sep 16, 2009 11:55 AM
       That guy is an idiot... - DinkyBalls - Sep 16, 2009 12:00 PM
    I think I've figured this one out! She's playing YOU: - OleTex98 - Sep 16, 2009 11:59 AM
       Rebelbruiser figured it out first. (Germans, but read anyway.)** - OleTex98 - Sep 16, 2009 12:00 PM
       You know, I've been thinking about everyone saying "it's cheaper than a divorce". - ridgereb84 - Sep 16, 2009 12:02 PM
          Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? - olemissbydamn - Sep 16, 2009 12:12 PM
             Wait..they don't have no-fault divorce in Mississippi? Seriously? - OleTex98 - Sep 16, 2009 12:17 PM
                We do have no-fault divorces in Missisippi, but the law is seriously screwed up. - patdog.sixpackspeak - Sep 16, 2009 12:23 PM
                   Which means it is not no-fault... - Mean Machine say what - Sep 16, 2009 12:25 PM
                      "Irreconcilable differences" - parrotrebA1A - Sep 16, 2009 12:31 PM
                         That is what pat is referring to... - Mean Machine say what - Sep 16, 2009 12:37 PM
                         Even in states that recognize "imcompatibility" - Drewbacca - Sep 16, 2009 1:39 PM
             Hell no she is not close to having grounds... - Mean Machine say what - Sep 16, 2009 12:18 PM
             Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? - parrotrebA1A - Sep 16, 2009 12:24 PM
    Search the trash - DawgBot - Sep 16, 2009 12:38 PM
    hope she doesn't find candy wrappers - rebelliousb - Sep 16, 2009 1:05 PM
       If the jimmy hat don't fit! You must acquit! - GrantGannon - Sep 16, 2009 1:13 PM
          There's a Magnum joke in there somewhere but I'm not gonna do it. - ridgereb84 - Sep 16, 2009 1:35 PM
          Wrong! She'll just think it was his lover's . - rebelliousb - Sep 16, 2009 2:13 PM
    To me your first mistake was the washing machine theory... - OMlawdog - Sep 16, 2009 1:29 PM
    I would take a close look at the wrapper... - Ivehadbetter - Sep 16, 2009 1:47 PM
       I like how you appear to take a stake it this thing... - Mean Machine say what - Sep 16, 2009 1:49 PM
          An attempt to reach across school lines and build good will... - Ivehadbetter - Sep 16, 2009 2:06 PM
    Fantastic thread - RedStickRebel1 - Sep 16, 2009 2:01 PM
       this is the kind of thread that makes this board different - Optimus Prime 4 - Sep 16, 2009 2:46 PM
    Sounds like one of those nurse-friends of hers may have slipped one into your laundry - Herschel Krustovski - Sep 16, 2009 2:12 PM
       That's it! One of the other nurses is a lesbo and she wants his wife for herself. - ridgereb84 - Sep 16, 2009 2:34 PM
    Have you two ever used condoms...is that your brand/style of rubber? - BhamReb - Sep 16, 2009 2:44 PM
       ^^^^^Paging USCReb, Paging twin cocked, USCReb. ^^^^^ - OxpatchReb - Sep 16, 2009 2:48 PM
       Agreed, I didnt have much to add - Port City Gangsta - Sep 16, 2009 2:49 PM
       I Go Bareback - BoumtjeBoumtje - Sep 16, 2009 2:52 PM
          I say that because I've still got a stash from the pre-birth control days - BhamReb - Sep 16, 2009 2:56 PM
    From reading this you don't have kids, you live in an apartment... - RockLegendBruceDickinson - Sep 16, 2009 3:01 PM
       Careful. His Lord and Savior, the good and gentle Tebow will smite you - OxpatchReb - Sep 16, 2009 3:09 PM
    You are fucked because you are obviously retarded. - TBagger - Sep 16, 2009 3:02 PM
       Obviously it worked for you** - Thile - Sep 16, 2009 3:06 PM
          No, my wife was a cheating whore. - TBagger - Sep 16, 2009 3:07 PM
             yeah, man. I with you. - RebelShark - Sep 16, 2009 3:50 PM
             What? - Jackdragbean - Sep 16, 2009 4:34 PM
       Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? - BhamReb - Sep 16, 2009 3:10 PM
          Ha. You do have that one right. - TBagger - Sep 16, 2009 3:13 PM
    Mostly because I don't want to get left out of this thread... - Seven Year Plan - Sep 16, 2009 3:17 PM
    Boumtje, just wondering if your wife trusted you while y'all were dating or - Rezreb - Sep 16, 2009 3:24 PM
    Yes.*** - Lion O - Sep 16, 2009 3:29 PM
    Deny it till you die man, deny it till you die.* - bonedaddy401 - Sep 16, 2009 3:35 PM
    Id hit it. - HamilReb - Sep 16, 2009 3:37 PM
    Your options are these...... - RebelShark - Sep 16, 2009 3:39 PM
    Yo BoumtjeBoumtje - someonestolemyusernamedamnit - Sep 16, 2009 3:51 PM
       Dammit.....it's just been sitting there all damn day too. Nice. - msbelle96 - Sep 16, 2009 3:53 PM
       ^^^Best post in possibly the best nafoom thread ever - McNulty - Sep 16, 2009 4:07 PM
       Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? - Parade All American - Sep 16, 2009 4:15 PM
       Beautifully played - fillmoregandt - Sep 16, 2009 4:27 PM
       Coolz - ColonelJohnSartoris - Sep 16, 2009 5:03 PM
       Is it possible to have a tie for POTW? - Chance438 - Sep 16, 2009 5:07 PM
       ForThemotherfuckingWin. - DuNing - Sep 16, 2009 5:14 PM
    Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? - rebeljukie44 - Sep 16, 2009 3:53 PM
    awesome thread... - Coach34 - Sep 16, 2009 4:11 PM
    After a day's worth of debate this is my conclusion - rebelpimp - Sep 16, 2009 4:12 PM
    aye BoumtjeBoumtje, - Parade All American - Sep 16, 2009 4:12 PM
       Yeah, but he was able to buy off his old lady with a $500,000 diamond - uscreb - Sep 16, 2009 4:15 PM
    Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? - ZEBRAHATER - Sep 16, 2009 4:50 PM
    she's trying to bait you man .. if in fact the wrapper was not yours - RuffandTumble - Sep 16, 2009 4:52 PM
Closed Topic Greg Hardy stationary: $10, Powepeds: $20, NFL: $20, HDN Boxer Briefs: $5, Shun Face: $250 - RichardZinya - (11) - Jul 8, 2009 2:23 PM
    Well fucking done. - rebmus - Jul 8, 2009 11:51 AM
    Godfrey, give this man a ham. Contest winnar. - RebelShark - Jul 8, 2009 11:52 AM
       He's on Ham-cott until he provides material for The Godfrey Show like HE SAID HE WOULD - Oxford Godfrey - Jul 8, 2009 12:29 PM
          All apologies... - RichardZinya - Jul 8, 2009 12:43 PM
          Lift the Hamcott Now... That was some hilarious shit!! - Judge Elihu Smails - Jul 8, 2009 12:46 PM
    Funniest thing I've read in awhile. - ridgereb84 - Jul 8, 2009 11:58 AM
    ^^^that shit is bananas^^^ - The King has Returned - Jul 8, 2009 12:23 PM
    Archive this bitch now. Hamtacular my boy. - OxpatchReb - Jul 8, 2009 12:48 PM
    Fucking great - fillmoregandt - Jul 8, 2009 1:01 PM
    Outstanding and worthy of archive no doubt.* - rebelrouseri - Jul 8, 2009 1:12 PM
    BUMP - BhamReb - Jul 8, 2009 2:23 PM
Closed Topic Hot Topic w/ No New Posts Challenge NAFOOM: Rivals/Spirit Handles - RichardZinya - (76) - Mar 31, 2009 12:24 PM
    DixieWreckReb - JabbatheGut1 - Mar 30, 2009 7:39 AM
       The Pen is Mightier Reb - Rusty Balls - Mar 31, 2009 10:45 AM
    What about your subtitle, CunningLinguist. - RebelBruiser - Mar 30, 2009 7:48 AM
       Or CummingLinguist - pookierayray - Mar 30, 2009 9:26 AM
    Good topic - CapitolHillRebel - Mar 30, 2009 8:00 AM
    Drinkin'n'Bangin' - Rebel Chuck - Mar 30, 2009 8:02 AM
       KYreb..classic - BigLeagueChew - Mar 30, 2009 8:49 AM
          I reside in the Dirty Dova - Rebel Chuck - Mar 30, 2009 9:38 AM
    Bareb Orebma* - rrlynch - Mar 30, 2009 8:20 AM
    Re: Challenge NAFOOM: Rivals/Spirit Handles - JimHalpert - Mar 30, 2009 8:22 AM
       JacksonPrepSucksReb** - Optimus Prime 4 - Mar 30, 2009 8:24 AM
    ObamaReb would work well** - Optimus Prime 4 - Mar 30, 2009 8:24 AM
       That would probably start a board riot. ** - Beatdown - Mar 30, 2009 8:29 AM
       InB4LockReb. - JabbatheGut1 - Mar 30, 2009 8:43 AM
    BringBackCutcliffe - ridgereb84 - Mar 30, 2009 8:37 AM
    AtheistReb - BillFremp - Mar 30, 2009 8:37 AM
    ColonelFelcher or RainbowReb or VoteNoProp8Reb or outoftheclosetreb - Rebheaded Stranger - Mar 30, 2009 8:52 AM
    ImBlack_Reb.... - GroveHard - Mar 30, 2009 8:57 AM
       For all the Ronald Reagan avatars over there... - CapitolHillRebel - Mar 30, 2009 9:03 AM
       ReparationReb gets my seal of approval. - AngryReb - Mar 30, 2009 9:04 AM
          Maiden would have made VBS much more interesting - Rebel7472 - Mar 30, 2009 9:45 AM
    TrannyReb (with a picture of Burt Reynolds for added confusion)... - AngryReb - Mar 30, 2009 9:02 AM
       Lot's of great ones in this thread... - punch spiker - Mar 31, 2009 9:23 AM
    ColRebScaresKids - mredge - Mar 30, 2009 9:14 AM
       My personal favorite so far. ** - Beatdown - Mar 30, 2009 10:06 AM
    Re: Challenge NAFOOM: Rivals/Spirit Handles - Rebel7472 - Mar 30, 2009 9:15 AM
    Re: Challenge NAFOOM: Rivals/Spirit Handles - Rebel7472 - Mar 30, 2009 9:20 AM
    NaziReb - pookierayray - Mar 30, 2009 9:20 AM
    InDaButtReb* - fillmoregandt - Mar 30, 2009 9:26 AM
    rebtherapist - BillFremp - Mar 30, 2009 9:28 AM
    BanAlcoholinTheGroveReb - PrinceandTheRebelution - Mar 30, 2009 9:41 AM
    IDon'tCareWhatArchieThinks - JimHalpert - Mar 30, 2009 10:10 AM
       Halpert For the Win - BillFremp - Mar 30, 2009 11:24 AM
       Re: Challenge NAFOOM: Rivals/Spirit Handles - Unkljohn - Mar 30, 2009 3:49 PM
    this might be too fresh - parrotrebA1A - Mar 30, 2009 10:44 AM
       Too soon. nm. - GroveHard - Mar 30, 2009 11:17 AM
          LamerthanFDR'slegs - Herschel Krustovski - Mar 31, 2009 11:43 AM
       WAY too soon... - DinkyBalls - Mar 30, 2009 11:29 AM
    PrayersRedactedReb - DuNing - Mar 30, 2009 4:46 PM
       Damned good! - parrotrebA1A - Mar 30, 2009 6:01 PM
       I was hoping to get through the entire thread w/o seeing TSWRAReb - GrantGannon - Mar 30, 2009 6:43 PM
    Well, let me play - LewisNixon - Mar 30, 2009 6:56 PM
    BryceDrewIsMyHero-----JeffreyAlford4Chancellor* - Ole Miss Grad - Mar 30, 2009 7:05 PM
    CaptainFaggotReb - The King has Returned - Mar 30, 2009 11:14 PM
       Busted a gut at... - Rebel7472 - Mar 31, 2009 7:23 AM
          ElephantManRebel - The King has Returned - Mar 31, 2009 9:14 AM
             Been a while since I saw that movie... - Rebel7472 - Mar 31, 2009 9:20 AM
    YourMomsuhReb - 1 Rodimus Prime - Mar 30, 2009 11:49 PM
    GeraldTurnerforChancellorReb.nm - parrotrebA1A - Mar 31, 2009 6:35 AM
    ConsortiumReb - I lost my nutt rag - Mar 31, 2009 7:33 AM
    NAFOOM Remembers? - BillFremp - Mar 31, 2009 9:19 AM
    StandingUpInFrontOfYouReb** - The Lord Weird Slough Feg - Mar 31, 2009 9:27 AM
       Good one, and a kindred spirit to... - Rebel7472 - Mar 31, 2009 9:34 AM
          and he probably sits with CussingInFrontOfYourKidsReb ** - The Lord Weird Slough Feg - Mar 31, 2009 9:48 AM
    this thread has potential to be rememberful - The King has Returned - Mar 31, 2009 9:50 AM
    NinjaReb - Shining Beacon - Mar 31, 2009 10:19 AM
       Poor effort - RebelShark - Mar 31, 2009 11:12 AM
    PlanterClassReb - Rebel Chuck - Mar 31, 2009 10:22 AM
    thenuttwillriseagain - lawdawg02 - Mar 31, 2009 10:22 AM
    LandSharksarePussiesReb - Dirty Sanchez - Mar 31, 2009 10:30 AM
    ChuckSucksReb - pookierayray - Mar 31, 2009 10:42 AM
    HairPieReb - RebelShark - Mar 31, 2009 10:46 AM
    CoEdImpregnator - RebelShark - Mar 31, 2009 11:04 AM
    SouthPanolaTutor - RichardZinya - Mar 31, 2009 11:22 AM
    GoldenDickReb - pookierayray - Mar 31, 2009 11:31 AM
    MostoftheBibleisJustanAllegoryReb - CapitolHillRebel - Mar 31, 2009 11:47 AM
       PrayerIsforSuckersReb - Rebel7472 - Mar 31, 2009 11:59 AM
    ScottSamselReb - RounderReb - Mar 31, 2009 11:57 AM
    IntegrationReb; NCAAClearingHouseReb - Optimus Prime 4 - Mar 31, 2009 11:59 AM
    Nice, simple and effective.. NAFOOM or NAFOOMReb**** - OleTex98 - Mar 31, 2009 12:01 PM
       winnar** - Optimus Prime 4 - Mar 31, 2009 12:02 PM
    RousingRebelRaceRiot, IStartedtheFireReb** - The Lord Weird Slough Feg - Mar 31, 2009 12:01 PM
    ClarionLedgeReb - Mean Machine say what - Mar 31, 2009 12:08 PM
    Some of mine - SoxFan343 - Mar 31, 2009 12:16 PM
    BULL//fraudR\EB - rrlynch - Mar 31, 2009 12:18 PM
       RebMik////Jr** - Optimus Prime 4 - Mar 31, 2009 12:24 PM
Closed Topic I am stranded in a blizzard at a Pilot truck stop - Oxford Godfrey - (27) - Mar 2, 2009 12:44 PM
    Thank you for that, Hunter S. Godfrey - SourReb - Mar 1, 2009 2:03 AM
    Hang in there, Slugger. - JimHalpert - Mar 1, 2009 2:09 AM
    Re: I am stranded in a blizzard at a Pilot truck stop - bradenwalker - Mar 1, 2009 2:17 AM
    Is Haywood County dry? - Bacchus815 - Mar 1, 2009 7:29 AM
       To clarify - Oxford Godfrey - Mar 2, 2009 12:26 PM
    Take U.S. 64. I'm sure it's passable.** - jackstefano - Mar 1, 2009 7:30 AM
    What an enjoyable Sunday morning read.... - msbelle96 - Mar 1, 2009 8:46 AM
    That made it worthwhile to turn the computer on this morning. - ridgereb84 - Mar 1, 2009 9:37 AM
    Good luck bro - Port City Gangsta - Mar 1, 2009 10:13 AM
    Godfrey, I award you your own POTW...get yourself a pack of jerky stick/fake cheese stick - Optimus Prime 4 - Mar 1, 2009 10:20 AM
    Good stuff. - Reb Dude - Mar 1, 2009 11:12 AM
    Nice writing Godfrey. This is your path to riches. - H Toddy - Mar 1, 2009 11:43 AM
       That guy in your Pilot pic looks like Gareth from the British version - Bacchus815 - Mar 1, 2009 6:14 PM
    Wait I know this guy... - BillFremp - Mar 1, 2009 3:29 PM
    If a semi pulled up - LewisNixon - Mar 1, 2009 5:25 PM
       It was the Green Goblin** - monkey11508 - Mar 1, 2009 6:02 PM
    Did you cuddle up with a lot lizzard? - HamilReb - Mar 1, 2009 6:09 PM
       Never saw a lizard - Oxford Godfrey - Mar 2, 2009 12:28 PM
    outstanding. - BhamReb - Mar 1, 2009 11:26 PM
    Should we send out a search party? - mredge - Mar 2, 2009 6:46 AM
       Been wondering myself.... - Mean Machine say what - Mar 2, 2009 7:23 AM
          Missing Lurch...Classic.** - VanillaFace - Mar 2, 2009 7:48 AM
    What happens in Stanton, stays in Stanton - Rebel7472 - Mar 2, 2009 8:19 AM
    I think this is my favorite post on this board to date. ** - Beatdown - Mar 2, 2009 8:23 AM
    Since no one else has done it, I nominate for N'sG status. ** - OxpatchReb - Mar 2, 2009 9:41 AM
       Agreed - fillmoregandt - Mar 2, 2009 10:05 AM
    You should've just stayed in By-Hell-Yeah, It is God's country - pookierayray - Mar 2, 2009 12:44 PM
Closed Topic Hot Topic w/ No New Posts Samford 13 and Under Choicer - Rusty Balls - (40) - Sep 13, 2008 11:16 AM
    Fuck you - MisissippiTimes - Sep 12, 2008 12:09 PM
    Teddy Bare and Santa's lap dancer - rebelliousb - Sep 12, 2008 12:14 PM
       Good stuff. - Ivehadbetter - Sep 12, 2008 12:18 PM
    Care Bear and The Wiggles** - Optimus Prime 4 - Sep 12, 2008 12:24 PM
    Hairless Potter and Disne Channel - RichardZinya - Sep 12, 2008 12:32 PM
       Minor Cyrus isn't bad either** - Optimus Prime 4 - Sep 12, 2008 12:33 PM
    Bare Leigh Developed and Brace Face - JimHalpert - Sep 12, 2008 12:40 PM
    Itsme Margaret and Hava Lollipop - RichardZinya - Sep 12, 2008 12:49 PM
       "Don't tell anyone about this or i will kill you " and - MisissippiTimes - Sep 12, 2008 12:52 PM
          Boone's Farm Rohypnol flavor..... I may give you my Chris Hansen tshirt - Optimus Prime 4 - Sep 12, 2008 12:54 PM
             WTF ? I am a bona fide cougar hunter .... only sometimes do I stray - MisissippiTimes - Sep 12, 2008 12:57 PM
    You are all sick and I'm ashamed to associate with you. Baby Teeth and Skeeter Bites. - ridgereb84 - Sep 12, 2008 2:21 PM
    Re: Samford 13 and Under Choicer - omsrebs - Sep 12, 2008 2:24 PM
    Young Buns 1 and Young Buns 2 - Ice fishing and 40 ozs - Sep 12, 2008 2:31 PM
    Justgot Mymolars and Pre Algebra - DuNing - Sep 12, 2008 2:32 PM
       I kinda like Grassonthefield and Blues Boobs** - Optimus Prime 4 - Sep 12, 2008 2:34 PM
    Whora the Explora - Ice fishing and 40 ozs - Sep 12, 2008 2:35 PM
       Sesame Streetwalker has a nice ass** - Optimus Prime 4 - Sep 12, 2008 2:36 PM
          Handin Montana is a girl I'd like to take to Chuckie Cheese - Ice fishing and 40 ozs - Sep 12, 2008 2:40 PM
          We think alike, but for me, Big BirdLegs and Snuffle Myupagus. - Syd and Harrys - Sep 12, 2008 3:02 PM
             Reading Rainho is sharp** - Optimus Prime 4 - Sep 12, 2008 3:06 PM
    I'm going with Dora D Explora and N.D. Playroom - RebelBruiser - Sep 12, 2008 2:41 PM
    Re: Samford 13 and Under Choicer - BoumtjeBoumtje - Sep 12, 2008 2:44 PM
    I'm thinking NAFOOM remembers material right here** - Optimus Prime 4 - Sep 12, 2008 2:44 PM
       Was thinking the same thing.* - someonestolemyusernamedamnit - Sep 12, 2008 10:47 PM
    Rompher Poon / Blue's Boobs / Reading Rainhoe / Winnie the Poon - olemissbydamn - Sep 12, 2008 3:03 PM
    Did you see the DSL's on.... - Ice fishing and 40 ozs - Sep 12, 2008 3:06 PM
       Give dora about 5 yrs - Scaldedbanditreb - Sep 12, 2008 3:16 PM
    Cherry Blossom and Kids Meal - rebelliousb - Sep 12, 2008 3:17 PM
    Gonna B. Tight - Ivehadbetter - Sep 12, 2008 3:23 PM
    Rosary buds, Go fishin' and "Always after me Lucky Charms" - rebelliousb - Sep 12, 2008 3:28 PM
    Dakota Fanny and Cans Of Makebelieve* - JimHalpert - Sep 12, 2008 3:45 PM
    This seems appropriate... - DinkyBalls - Sep 12, 2008 3:49 PM
       That song could never be released today. - ridgereb84 - Sep 12, 2008 9:46 PM
    Gotta Hymen and Almosta Chyna Gymnast. nm. - GroveHard - Sep 12, 2008 4:05 PM
    I'll take "Girl Scout's Cookie" for $100, Alex - PrinceandTheRebelution - Sep 12, 2008 4:31 PM
    BJ Crammer, Rudy Fuxtable, and My Little Bone-Me* - someonestolemyusernamedamnit - Sep 12, 2008 4:49 PM
    If this shit doesn't make Nafoom's Greatest... - FireworksForJeffy - Sep 13, 2008 7:41 AM
    Punky Koochster and Idramya Micelli - rebmus - Sep 13, 2008 8:06 AM
    Pipi Longstockings-to-her-kness. - raywhitewasframed.sixpackspeak - Sep 13, 2008 11:16 AM
Closed Topic Hot Topic w/ No New Posts Yancy may have topped himself with this gem - Optimus Prime 4 - (44) - Aug 19, 2008 10:57 AM
    He has to do this on purpose. - JimHalpert - Aug 18, 2008 12:02 PM
    He's got to be just messing with us now... - DCRebsFan - Aug 18, 2008 12:02 PM
    Re: Yancy may have topped himself with this gem - GrantGannon - Aug 18, 2008 12:02 PM
       Firct thing I notised alco. - rebmus - Aug 18, 2008 12:12 PM
    He's working on his Yogi Berra persona. - ridgereb84 - Aug 18, 2008 12:10 PM
    Re: Yancy may have topped himself with this gem - RebelBruiser - Aug 18, 2008 12:14 PM
       Maybe we can take a collection and get him this for Christmas - JimHalpert - Aug 18, 2008 12:21 PM
          Yeah, wouldn't that take his cake and eat it, too? - uscreb - Aug 18, 2008 12:24 PM
             he needs to straighten up and swim right** - Optimus Prime 4 - Aug 18, 2008 12:27 PM
                Well, that's a cat of a different feather. - ridgereb84 - Aug 18, 2008 12:34 PM
                Re: Yancy may have topped himself with this gem - TylerJDurden - Aug 18, 2008 12:34 PM
                   even a blind squirrel has the sun shine on it's ass sometimes** - Optimus Prime 4 - Aug 18, 2008 12:35 PM
                      Now you're making them up. - ridgereb84 - Aug 18, 2008 12:37 PM
                         these are not analogies Yancy - Optimus Prime 4 - Aug 18, 2008 12:40 PM
                            I know they're not analogies, Colreb. - ridgereb84 - Aug 18, 2008 12:42 PM
    Poor Yancy, dammed ippy do, dammed ippy do not.* - StanTheCaddy - Aug 18, 2008 12:44 PM
       Neal isn't that good either. - JimHalpert - Aug 18, 2008 12:46 PM
          Just don't head your head on the curve. - TylerJDurden - Aug 18, 2008 12:49 PM
          This is just like shooting fish in the dark. - RebelBruiser - Aug 18, 2008 12:50 PM
             It's contagious. Now Colreb has it. - ridgereb84 - Aug 18, 2008 12:55 PM
                Well those are the brakes. - TylerJDurden - Aug 18, 2008 1:00 PM
                   Sometimes that's how the cookie settles - DCRebsFan - Aug 18, 2008 1:03 PM
                      Only time will tell the tail my friend - TylerJDurden - Aug 18, 2008 1:14 PM
                         It's a long and windy road... - PrinceandTheRebelution - Aug 18, 2008 2:03 PM
    Re: Yancy may have topped himself with this gem - omsrebs - Aug 18, 2008 1:37 PM
    Re: Yancy may have topped himself with this gem - DinkyBalls - Aug 18, 2008 1:41 PM
       That'll throw a wrench on the fire. - RebelBruiser - Aug 18, 2008 1:52 PM
    Some articles are good for whipping after a vowel movement. - rebmus - Aug 18, 2008 2:25 PM
       But not when you're consonated. - ridgereb84 - Aug 18, 2008 2:32 PM
    This explains it - mredge - Aug 18, 2008 2:33 PM
       nice attempt, but fail. For fun, try a google search on the phrase - Optimus Prime 4 - Aug 18, 2008 2:36 PM
       "ironed" is a verb. "pieces of iron in concrete" might work* - FireworksForJeffy - Aug 18, 2008 3:00 PM
          or even "ironed concrete" but not with the "in" - Optimus Prime 4 - Aug 18, 2008 3:02 PM
             hell, why didn't he just say it was 'rebar-ed'...* - FireworksForJeffy - Aug 18, 2008 3:06 PM
                and it's actually steel to be precise, so "steeled concrete" would be better** - Optimus Prime 4 - Aug 18, 2008 3:10 PM
                Or, hell, I know this sounds fucking wacky, but maybe he could have just said - rrlynch - Aug 18, 2008 4:29 PM
                   that's the best explanation I've heard all day. - The King has Returned - Aug 18, 2008 4:33 PM
    Re: Yancy may have topped himself with this gem - ARebel21 - Aug 19, 2008 9:31 AM
    Mistakes happen in sperm of the moment articles. - rebmus - Aug 19, 2008 9:47 AM
    Revenge is something best served with cold cuts. - Tony Soprano * - Blame A Hero - Aug 19, 2008 9:50 AM
       I think this thread has run it's coarse. - ridgereb84 - Aug 19, 2008 10:10 AM
          Maybe not...Don't be so quick to judge a book by the bathwater - fillmoregandt - Aug 19, 2008 10:37 AM
    Any of you whiners ever actually tried to iron in concrete? - raywhitewasframed - Aug 19, 2008 10:51 AM
    Is Yancy's almond matter Ole Miss? - rebmus - Aug 19, 2008 10:57 AM
Throwing Junk -Rebheaded Stranger - Optimus Prime 4 - (1) - May 16, 2008 8:59 AM
    You should swap that story for the one on the home page.... - rebelrouseri - May 16, 2008 8:59 AM
Don't talk to me about shambles...posted by Seven Year Plan - CapitolHillRebel - (0) - Sep 17, 2007 11:22 AM
Dear Sports Gods....posted by someonestolemyusernamedamnit - CapitolHillRebel - (0) - Jun 10, 2007 8:46 PM
Closed Topic Hot Topic w/ No New Posts Nathan Baker - RebelRichman - (53) - Apr 9, 2007 8:27 AM
    Maybe we've found that third SEC starter... - Rebheaded Stranger - Apr 8, 2007 1:56 PM
       Re: Maybe we've found that third SEC starter... - RebelRichman - Apr 8, 2007 1:58 PM
          Re: Maybe we've found that third SEC starter... - Go Rebs - Apr 8, 2007 1:59 PM
             That was two days ago. Shut the F*** up now. - RebelRichman - Apr 8, 2007 2:02 PM
                Re: That was two days ago. Shut the F*** up now. - Go Rebs - Apr 8, 2007 2:07 PM
                   Re: That was two days ago. Shut the F*** up now. - AngryReb - Apr 8, 2007 2:08 PM
                   Bianco brought Smith to Oxford for his power at the plate - someonestolemyusernamedamnit - Apr 8, 2007 2:38 PM
                      Re: Bianco brought Smith to Oxford for his power at the plat - Go Rebs - Apr 8, 2007 2:50 PM
                         Re: Bianco brought Smith to Oxford for his power at the plat - AngryReb - Apr 8, 2007 2:57 PM
                         Re: Bianco brought Smith to Oxford for his power at the plat - BigErnMcracken - Apr 8, 2007 3:00 PM
                            Re: Bianco brought Smith to Oxford for his power at the plat - Go Rebs - Apr 8, 2007 3:01 PM
                               Re: Bianco brought Smith to Oxford for his power at the plat - BigErnMcracken - Apr 8, 2007 3:04 PM
                                  It used to be in his sig. - RebelRichman - Apr 8, 2007 3:05 PM
                                  Here it is: - AngryReb - Apr 8, 2007 3:06 PM
                                     wrong. stop being an asshole to that little boy. - Rebel Dave - Apr 8, 2007 3:26 PM
                                        You're right. I apologize Go Rebs. - AngryReb - Apr 8, 2007 3:50 PM
                                     Here's my lowrider. - Rebel Dave - Apr 8, 2007 3:33 PM
                         Is this close? - someonestolemyusernamedamnit - Apr 8, 2007 3:44 PM
                            Re: Is this close? - Go Rebs - Apr 8, 2007 5:07 PM
                               that's it - BigErnMcracken - Apr 8, 2007 6:13 PM
                                  Re: that's it - Go Rebs - Apr 8, 2007 6:44 PM
                               well then post a picture of it pole smoker or shut the - Rebel Dave - Apr 8, 2007 6:20 PM
                                  Re: well then post a picture of it pole smoker or shut the - Go Rebs - Apr 8, 2007 6:24 PM
                                     Please note. He didn't deny being a pole smoker. - Rebel Dave - Apr 8, 2007 7:24 PM
                                        Re: Please note. He didn't deny being a pole smoker. - Go Rebs - Apr 8, 2007 7:31 PM
                                           he is saying that you smoke cock - HamilReb - Apr 8, 2007 7:42 PM
                                              Re: he is saying that you smoke cock - Go Rebs - Apr 8, 2007 7:54 PM
                                                 well she doesn't smoke as much as she use to, damn it. - Rebel Dave - Apr 9, 2007 8:27 AM
                                           Did you just insult him... - AngryReb - Apr 8, 2007 8:09 PM
                                              Re: Did you just insult him... - ridgereb84 - Apr 8, 2007 9:39 PM
                               Officially the first time I've ever been accused of - someonestolemyusernamedamnit - Apr 8, 2007 7:19 PM
                            that would be a lowrider - bigrebone - Apr 8, 2007 7:10 PM
                               Re: that would be a lowrider - Go Rebs - Apr 8, 2007 7:13 PM
                                  Re: that would be a lowrider - RebelRichman - Apr 8, 2007 7:49 PM
                                     Re: that would be a lowrider - Go Rebs - Apr 8, 2007 7:56 PM
                                        guys..... - BigErnMcracken - Apr 8, 2007 8:00 PM
                                        Geez. You're dumb as hell. - Unregistered(d) - Apr 8, 2007 8:02 PM
                                           Re: Geez. You're dumb as hell. - Go Rebs - Apr 8, 2007 8:06 PM
                                              I think I remember.... - Unregistered(d) - Apr 8, 2007 8:12 PM
                                              Re: Geez. You're dumb as hell. - BigErnMcracken - Apr 8, 2007 8:13 PM
                                                 Re: Geez. You're dumb as hell. - Go Rebs - Apr 8, 2007 8:18 PM
                                                    I gotta see this low rider. Pic please.... - Unregistered(d) - Apr 8, 2007 8:25 PM
                                                    Re: Geez. You're dumb as hell. - BigErnMcracken - Apr 8, 2007 8:30 PM
                                                       That would be why he's an Ole Miss fan. - AngryReb - Apr 8, 2007 8:35 PM
                                                          Re: That would be why he's an Ole Miss fan. - Go Rebs - Apr 8, 2007 8:41 PM
                                                             YOU DRIVE A LOW RIDER!!! - AngryReb - Apr 8, 2007 8:45 PM
                                                                Re: YOU DRIVE A LOW RIDER!!! - Go Rebs - Apr 8, 2007 8:47 PM
                                                                   I give up. I've tried to help you. - AngryReb - Apr 8, 2007 8:49 PM
                                                                      Re: I give up. I've tried to help you. - Go Rebs - Apr 8, 2007 8:51 PM
                                                                agreed - BigErnMcracken - Apr 8, 2007 8:47 PM
                                        All women are prostitutes - bigrebone - Apr 8, 2007 8:46 PM
                                           Re: All women are prostitutes - Go Rebs - Apr 8, 2007 8:48 PM
    I propose that this thread be known from this day forward as - PhotoReb - Apr 8, 2007 8:49 PM
Closed Topic 101 uses for a manatee. In its entirety. - AngryReb - (0) - Oct 24, 2006 3:34 PM
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