Go out as much as you can. Never sit home at night unless you're studying. Get drunk, stoned, and laid often. Don't get into a relationship. Plenty of
time for that later. Stay as long as you can. Change majors. Figure out a way to have your final semester with only one or two classes left. Don't schedule
early classes. If you can schedule every single class on just Tuesdays and Thursdays then you win; you damn badass you. Hang out with folks who don't give
a shit if there is a horse on your shirt. Always go to a "late night" if there is one. Never be to tired too go out. Take a No-doz pussy. Don't
go to the same bars over and over again. The hippie bars are usually the most fun. Dance to live music like no one else is there. Fuck it if you look stupid.
Take tylenol before you go to sleep drunk. You'll never have a hangover. Don't bang anyones girlfriend unless there is no chance of being discovered.
Don't bust out a guitar at parties. No one likes that guy. Go to happy hour whenever feasable. Don't date rich chicks. Become friends with the guy who
always can somehow afford good weed. Eat shrooms at least once. Don't worry about your GPA. Just make sure it's good enough to stay in school and
eventually graduate. Employers really just want to see the degree. Don't take more than 15 hours a semester. 12 hours is best. Make the most of every ounce
of time you have in the best fucking place on earth.
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Posts: 629 Feb 9, 2009 9:54 AM Registered Member |
Dance to live music like no one else is there. -
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Fever and Sweat.
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When I was told 'This is your last semester' | #3 | |||||||
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after normally completing 9-12 hours each semester and 0-3 over the summers, I took 21 hours on Tuesday & Thursday only.
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Chuck's Little Instruction Book | #4 | |||||||
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Take tylenol before you go to sleep drunk. You'll never have a hangover.1A - Enjoy kidney failure. (aka do not do what chuck says regularly) 
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I got that advice from one of my hippie friends and it always stuck with me. He was a wise stoner.
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drink 48 oz. of water just before bed (really just 3 big glasses of water), it will prevent most hangovers. Dehydration is the primary cause of the feeling
that is known as a hangover.
1). Nutt's offense is boring. He never throws the ball.
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for days and weeks on end...in which case you'll be fucking up more than just your kidneys.
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if possible, do your first semester in the spring and the second in the summer every year. Summer school is always easy and oxford is fun in the summer. You
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and have been doing it for years. Maybe once a week now, but at Ole Miss it was probably 5 times a week and I never had any problems.
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Posts: 677 Feb 9, 2009 10:35 AM The Godfather |
is awesome. I did it for 3 semesters. I had class from 8 to 9:15, 9:30 to 10:45, 11 to 12:15, and 2 to 3:15. Then I had a Wednesday night class. The only
thing that sucked was test time. In one of those semesters, all 4 classes had a test on the same day.
I support the two most frustrating teams in America: The New Orleans Saints and the Mississippi State Bulldogs.
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chuck didn't you date some rich girls while you were here
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liver damage than kidney damage.
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I defy any one to discern "rich pussy" from "poor pussy" based solely on the quality of intercourse these days. They all shave it, they
all wear thongs, some are pierced some aren't. Rich gash does come with some nice frills but it just isn't worth the headache for the most part.
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