come up to me and my people as we were walking in and just went on a tangent of how his f150 was across the street stuck & his wallet was in Hburg on his
4,000 acres and he also knew that he what he was saying made him look like a crack head as he asked me for money ..... He was white and had clean clothes and
a sweater vest and an Ole Miss cap on
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Posts: 1774 Apr 5, 2009 5:38 PM NAFOOM Mascot |
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I just keep zero cash in my wallet. If I don't want to give money, I show my empty wallet | #41 | ||
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Posts: 11897 Apr 6, 2009 12:20 PM Shogun of Harlem |
I keep cash in a pocket. That way if I'm ever mugged I can give up my cash or my wallet, not both hopefully.
Or offer to buy food. But that's why they come asking for gas money usually, so you can't offer food. Maybe tell them you have a gas can in your car, and can give them a couple gallons. Watch them fumble with an excuse as to why that won't work. They do this in Memphis all the time. Decent looking people asking for some sob story. Then you see the same person again a week later somewhere else. 
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the only drawback to offering food | #42 | ||
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is that sometimes they say yes just to humor you and may not even eat the food.
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Similar thing happen to me LSU weekend... | #43 | ||
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I was just north of Jackson when this old guy, dressed fairly nicely, comes up to me at the gas station. He says, "Hey man, I'm the AD at Ole Miss,
and I need your help. See, I was on this bus that broke down on the way to Baton Rouge. All I need is a few bucks to get my buddies some hamburgers. Just a
dollar or two. Hamburgers. Please."
He seemed almost legit, so I decided to ask him a bunch of unrealated questions followed by one related question to see if I could throw him off. He had to answer with the first thing that popped into his head. It went like this: RichardZinya: What color is the sky? Panhandling Bum: Blue RZ: What's 2 + 2? PB: 4 RZ: Powerpoint or Experience? PB: POWERPOINT, NO DOUBT! RZ: What is it you say you do again? PB: I'm an author. I write novels and...shit, I mean I'm the AD at Ole Miss. At that point, I cursed him for lying to me and pretending to be something he was not. I threw a quarter at his feet (which he began chasing down the street) and told him that no AD in his right mind would make his team drive to games that far away, and that I'd be damned if I fell for the old "My bus broke down and I need money for gas" scam again. I then bid him good day.  Your Signature ...
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Well done. | #44 | ||
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Posts: 1461 Apr 6, 2009 12:44 PM Douchebag |
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For the win. | #45 | ||
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Posts: 2565 Apr 6, 2009 5:43 PM |
At least, that's what everyone on my bus in middle school called him.
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She must have weighed 300+ if she had been some homeless lady trying to get a bite to eat I would have happily bought her some chicken but she just wanted to
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