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TX972

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Apr 14, 2009 5:12 AM

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Ok I fucking hate that your mediocre athletic program beat us in the CB but oh well, a blind squirrel can find a nutt once in a hundred years. I'm not on here to talk shit but I just bought a house in Mississippi, because my wife (Mississippi grad) wanted to be close to home while she is pregnant with our first. I'm trying to adjust to the "Mississippi" lifestyle so i must ask a few questions. I am from NORTH Dallas and i have been to UM and MSU several times because my two best friends from high school went there for stupid ass reasons.
1)I don't understand why you wear clark kangourous or whatever they are called (they look like diabetes/nurse shoes)
2) Madison, ms= wannabe rich city. the statement "we have the only wal-mart made of brick" makes me laugh. Drive out of your poor state and then look at the wal-marts. Hell our McDonald's have chandeliers and actual silverware, but that ain't shit. Also, the houses are small
3) What the fuck is up with the bow ties? I totally understand fraternal hazing but BOW TIES???(is this hazing or do yall think its cool?) Please tell me this is not socially acceptable in Mississippi
4) Haircuts- my wife calls it the Mississippi mud cut and she also thinks its gay.hahaha cute bangs fag.
5) Shorts- Whats up with the short shorts?Jesus it 2009 they can go past your finger tips.
6) Why do all of your students pretend to be wealthy? You are FAKE. I guess attending grad school at SMU with real millionaires spoiled me
7) Women- y'all have some cute girls up there but what college or university doesn't. Tech has more BEAUTIFUL girls and I will bet anything on that, yes even my left nut.
8.) toddy hotty- just gay gay gay. y'all do know that everyone makes fun of that gay ass shit...... don't you?
9) mascot? I know y'all use to be the rebels but what are y'all now?? (serious question)

alright glad I got that off my chest, now we can all be friends. I hope UM does good this year so it looks like we got beat by a good program but I don't see it happening. If your LUCKY- UM will go to the Cotton Bowl again. Good night kids.

Rebel Chuck

I'll bite

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Apr 14, 2009 6:02 AM

Chuck. He makes you feel better about yourself

My views can't speak for the whole Rebel Nation or State, but I might be a good sample of the group you're referring to.

1.) We wore those in high school. I didn't see many during my time at Ole Miss.

2.) I've only been through Madison a couple of times. It seems nice to me. Maybe you're just a fucking snob yourself.

3.) I always wore bow ties and still do on occasion. I like them because it takes talent to tie a good one and it has a nostalgic feel to it. I've never had anything but compliments when I wear mine so it seems more than socially acceptable.

4.) I have my hair short. I don't know why some have it long. I don't care about guys hair because I like pussy.

5.) Long shorts are for little boys, skateboarders, surfers, and thugs. If you are one of the four groups mentioned your confusion is valid.

6.) I wasn't aware of the fake wealth epidemic. I'll ask around. I don't know anyone claiming to be millionaires. Most folks at Ole Miss are middle class / upper middle class like every other SEC school. You went to grad school with millionaires! Fucking awesome! That must have been cool as shit!

7.) I've never been to Tech, but what I saw in Dallas was not as advertised. Do the hot girls not go to the games? Maybe that's why ours are better. They love football as much as we do.

8.) Are you fucking serious? A fight song about drinks and cussing (Hotty Toddy) vs Y'all sticking your fingers in the air like you have a little cowboy gun. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?

9.) We're still the Rebels, but the mascot was removed from sporting events because people began to call it a plantation owner. We never thought of it like that, but it's not worth the negative publicity.

Enjoy your time in Mississippi. Thanks for New Years. Nothing like kicking the shit out of an overrated team and hearing them talk like they are still a superior program.

Last Edited By: Rebel Chuck Apr 14, 2009 6:13 AM. Edited 1 time.

rrlynch

I used to live in Dallas. In fact, I was born there.

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Apr 14, 2009 6:32 AM

My Mom's side of the family has lived there for generations. I actually have family that went to Tech.

Having that been said, Dallas, Texas fucking blows. It's a big, overcrowded shithole with a bunch of denizens who walk around with the most bizarre sense of entitlement I've ever seen. Guess what, the Galleria, SMU, and a bunch of assholes isn't exactly "impressive." Mississippi > Texas

Fight me.

Oh, and in all fairness, Lake Texoma is the shit (I learned to swim and fish there) and I'm still a Cowboys fan despite my best attempts, for whatever that's worth.

Last Edited By: rrlynch Apr 14, 2009 6:42 AM. Edited 1 time.

rrlynch

Why did I just do that?

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Apr 14, 2009 6:32 AM

I'm pretty sure that was Texas Reb pulling a fast one.

Optimus Prime 4

I think I agree with all of that except 6,7, and 8

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Apr 14, 2009 7:37 AM

Shogun of Harlem

1. Wallabys are stupid as fuck.
2. Madison is pretty much as you described it.
3. Bow ties are in fact, gay
4. Eh, I've got pretty long hair now, but it's not the mississippi cut. Plus, I live in Texas so it doesn't count
5. Short shorts are really lame. Don't get it.
6. I haven't noticed any difference in "fake wealth" anywhere in the country. People everywhere act like they have money. Someone from Dallas should certainly know that.
7. Lubbock? Nope. Not more hot girls. More skanks certainly.
8. Hotty toddy is awesome, especially when drunk. Guns up? Gay. That stupid chant you do with it? I thought it was "POWER RANGERS". Seriously.
9. No mascot. Don't need one.

Beatdown

I love #6.

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Apr 14, 2009 7:44 AM

Really? You hung with real millionaires? Did they let you suck their dicks, too? Holy shit. You've really lived the life attending classes with freaking millionaires.

MILLIONAIRES, by god!!

ridgereb84

#4: Well done, Chuck.

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Apr 14, 2009 8:13 AM

Rick Rodriguez, Dexter McCluster's H.S. coach: "When the Florida recruiters came down recruiting Dex, I told them they'd better sign him or he'd come back to bite them in the ass. He bit them in the ass last fall."

Mean Machine say what

This is obviously a joke...

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Apr 14, 2009 8:20 AM

Tim Allred's Brother

good one. I am sure some fucking retard friend you told to check out your post thinks you are a real card.

Now, go fist fuck your aunt.

uscreb

I am always intrigued when somebody from Texas takes potshots at Mississippi. It's like

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Apr 14, 2009 8:25 AM

pseudo-intellectual

a 350lb guy who has decided to call the 375lb guy fat.

One of my best friends from graduate school did his predoctoral internship there and was offered a full-time position. He turned them down and told us, "I would rather be unemployed than forced to earn a living in Lubbock."

I'm sorry Arkansas you lost the current SEC coach of the year to Ole Miss and he is going to make you pay for years to come.
>>>>>>>>>>>Tim Brando, Professional Dumbass Cocksucker

On Ed Orgeron:
"He's a good guy," Patterson said of Orgeron. "He just talks too loud."

"If you were Ole Miss here Saturday, there's one place you wanted the ball to be in clutch situations: in Terrico White's big, supple hands." ...From Rick Cleveland's ManCrush on T-White

rrlynch

Yeah, but the 375 lb guy gave the world Elvis Presley, Robert Johnson, and Faulkner

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Apr 14, 2009 8:28 AM

whereas the 350 lb guy gave the world Kinky Friedman, George Bush, and a dead Kennedy.

Apples and oranges, my man. All that glitters is not gold.

CapitolHillRebel

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Apr 14, 2009 8:30 AM

Retired

rrlynch wrote:
whereas the 350 lb guy gave the world Kinky Friedman, George Bush, and a dead Kennedy.

Apples and oranges, my man. All that glitters is not gold.

Ouch.

Don't ever worry about being "retardedly optimistic." I don't know of any other way to approach a situation.
--stillabeliever, RebelSports.net, 5/31/2007

DuNing

At the end of the day, you're still just a Sand Aggie.

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Apr 14, 2009 8:32 AM

also, 47-34

Rebels7

You can't even buy beer in Lubbock

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Apr 14, 2009 8:37 AM

What a depressing fucking town.

And the "Guns Up" thing isn't even the gayest thing they do. They also like to throw tortillas on the field. Yeah. Tortillas.

someonestolemyusernamedamnit

since I'm bored

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Apr 14, 2009 8:47 AM

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1. I don't think the college kids wear those anymore. Must be a high school thing. So, stop looking at high school boys.
2. This board has a history of making fun of Madison and its silly mayor. But, like others have pointed out, you're from fucking Dallas - home of the biggest collection of materialistic douchebags on earth.
3. Again, this board has a history of making fun of bowties. Just ask Rebel Chuck. But, who gives a fuck anyway?
4. We don't prefer the "club" look with earrings and goatees. Sue us. (I actually have short hair.)
5. I don't wear short shorts. But, refer to Rebel Chuck's explanation.
6. I didn't realize all Ole Miss students pretended to be wealthy. Some are. Some aren't. Some pretend. Besides, you kind of discredited your entire post with the SMU millionaires statement.
7. To each their own, I suppose.
8. With all the lame shit your fan base does, you're really gonna say something like this? I have a feeling "Hotty Toddy" drove you crazy by the 4th quarter of the Cotton Bowl.
9. Still the Rebels.

As for calling Mississippi a shithole: I've been to Lubbock. If there's a bigger shithole (in an industrialized nation) on this earth, I'd hate to see it.

Not that playing in the Cotton Bowl is necessarily one of those things where you should need to "act like you've been there", but your stupid lame ass students didn't have enough sense to keep their mouths shut the first two days I was in Dallas. Thinking about some of those douchebags as the clock ran down in the 4th quarter really warmed my heart. Thank you for making the win feel even better.

Rebels7

He's not from Dallas, he's from north of Dallas if his area code is any indicator

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Apr 14, 2009 8:50 AM

Probably Richardson or Plano, but likes to claim Dallas, which makes him 10 times douchier than most people in Dallas, which is quite a feat.

RichardZinya

I will not entertain this foolishness

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Apr 14, 2009 8:52 AM

Cunning Linguist

I will, however, rock the damn mic.

Your Signature ...

Rebel Chuck

"Bow ties are in fact, gay"

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Apr 14, 2009 9:07 AM

Chuck. He makes you feel better about yourself

That is an impossibility. I often wear bow ties and I am a 5 star Parade All-American box muncher.

DuNing

Wasn't the "$30,000 Millionairs" article posted on here a while back?

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Apr 14, 2009 9:07 AM

I think a repost is appropriate - $30,000 Millionairs: Douchebags in the Mist

Optimus Prime 4

The TTech cheer is gayer than Hotty Toddy. "Power, Rangers"

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Apr 14, 2009 9:09 AM

Shogun of Harlem

is what I thought they were saying.

ShaNaNa.sixpackspeak

As a MSU fan

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Apr 14, 2009 9:18 AM

I was a little down hearted at the success that UM posted last year. Then along comes the RedRaider douche and I have seen the silver lining.

RebelShark

I call bullshit

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Apr 14, 2009 9:20 AM

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this dude isn't real.

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RRaider Moving to your shithole state	Apr 14, 2009 5:12 AM	TX972
I'll bite	Apr 14, 2009 6:02 AM	Rebel Chuck
#4: Well done, Chuck.	Apr 14, 2009 8:13 AM	ridgereb84
I used to live in Dallas. In fact, I was born there.	Apr 14, 2009 6:32 AM	rrlynch
Why did I just do that?	Apr 14, 2009 6:32 AM	rrlynch
I think I agree with all of that except 6,7, and 8	Apr 14, 2009 7:37 AM	Optimus Prime 4
"Bow ties are in fact, gay"	Apr 14, 2009 9:07 AM	Rebel Chuck
Re: RRaider Moving to your shithole state	Apr 14, 2009 11:07 AM	PhotoReb
I love #6.	Apr 14, 2009 7:44 AM	Beatdown
This is obviously a joke...	Apr 14, 2009 8:20 AM	Mean Machine say what
I am always intrigued when somebody from Texas takes potshots at Mississippi. It's like	Apr 14, 2009 8:25 AM	uscreb
Yeah, but the 375 lb guy gave the world Elvis Presley, Robert Johnson, and Faulkner	Apr 14, 2009 8:28 AM	rrlynch
Re: RRaider Moving to your shithole state	Apr 14, 2009 8:30 AM	CapitolHillRebel
You can't even buy beer in Lubbock	Apr 14, 2009 8:37 AM	Rebels7
At the end of the day, you're still just a Sand Aggie.	Apr 14, 2009 8:32 AM	DuNing
The TTech cheer is gayer than Hotty Toddy. "Power, Rangers"	Apr 14, 2009 9:09 AM	Optimus Prime 4
Wait..	Apr 14, 2009 2:27 PM	GroveHard
they say "Raider, Power" but when said back to back	Apr 14, 2009 2:31 PM	Optimus Prime 4
"Sand Aggie"...very good, Duning. ***	Apr 14, 2009 5:07 PM	TJB53
since I'm bored	Apr 14, 2009 8:47 AM	someonestolemyusernamedamnit
He's not from Dallas, he's from north of Dallas if his area code is any indicator	Apr 14, 2009 8:50 AM	Rebels7
Wasn't the "$30,000 Millionairs" article posted on here a while back?	Apr 14, 2009 9:07 AM	DuNing
I will not entertain this foolishness	Apr 14, 2009 8:52 AM	RichardZinya
As a MSU fan	Apr 14, 2009 9:18 AM	ShaNaNa.sixpackspeak
I call bullshit	Apr 14, 2009 9:20 AM	RebelShark
I agree.	Apr 14, 2009 9:29 AM	DuNing
I'm telling you, it's Texas Reb*	Apr 14, 2009 11:19 AM	rrlynch
If your post is legit, please move away and kill yourself before you procreate again.	Apr 14, 2009 10:43 AM	Interpol
I'm loaded AND I'm from Madison.	Apr 14, 2009 10:49 AM	JimHalpert
All I saw was zitty skanks from T. Tech at the Cotton Bowl.	Apr 14, 2009 10:57 AM	Land Shart
I think Ole Miss WILL sneak up on folks this year, becase of this fucktard's general attitude	Apr 14, 2009 11:18 AM	Udon Givafux
Please go play in the desert with your Mexican friends.	Apr 14, 2009 11:33 AM	VanillaFace
Mandatory?	Apr 14, 2009 12:35 PM	Rebels7
Are we a "shit hole" too?	Apr 14, 2009 12:43 PM	I lost my nutt rag
we are also the only civilized country who the majority of it's citizens are not bilingual	Apr 14, 2009 12:54 PM	Optimus Prime 4
I have no problem with learning a second language.	Apr 14, 2009 1:00 PM	I lost my nutt rag
It's a brave new world. You should join it sometime.	Apr 14, 2009 1:19 PM	FireworksForJeffy
You should be required to be able to speak the mother language of wherever...	Apr 14, 2009 4:05 PM	VanillaFace
The U.S. has no "official language"	Apr 14, 2009 4:08 PM	Bopolis
True, there is no "official language" as legislated.	Apr 14, 2009 4:13 PM	VanillaFace
If you choose to be ignorant, good for you.	Apr 14, 2009 4:25 PM	Bopolis
You speak english and asshole.	Apr 14, 2009 4:43 PM	Rusty Balls
So, because I'm not learning another language, I'm now considered ignorant?	Apr 14, 2009 4:58 PM	VanillaFace
When I lived in Spain....	Apr 14, 2009 5:07 PM	Rusty Balls
Plano = worst human beings on the planet*	Apr 14, 2009 11:41 AM	FireworksForJeffy
Correct	Apr 14, 2009 12:36 PM	Rebels7
Re: RRaider Moving to your shithole state	Apr 14, 2009 1:05 PM	LubbockReb
Thank you for saying what I don't have the patience to say	Apr 14, 2009 1:27 PM	Rebels7
Bra-vo.	Apr 14, 2009 2:55 PM	ridgereb84
Hamworthy*	Apr 14, 2009 3:37 PM	FireworksForJeffy
First, you're a pussy. Second, go back to Texas. You will hate it here	Apr 14, 2009 1:33 PM	pookierayray
You fucking suck.	Apr 14, 2009 2:18 PM	Texas Reb
Your wife is cool	Apr 14, 2009 3:45 PM	Scaldedbanditreb
Your wife is cool	Apr 14, 2009 3:45 PM	Scaldedbanditreb
Your wife is cool	Apr 14, 2009 3:46 PM	Scaldedbanditreb
Your wife is cool	Apr 14, 2009 3:46 PM	Scaldedbanditreb
apology	Apr 14, 2009 3:58 PM	TX972
Apology not yet accepted. Read: Dallas still sucks.	Apr 14, 2009 4:09 PM	rrlynch
Double Post	Apr 14, 2009 4:10 PM	rrlynch
There's a reason you feel like a douche.	Apr 14, 2009 4:17 PM	Roscoe
Re: RRaider Moving to your shithole state	Apr 14, 2009 4:18 PM	LubbockReb
One thing is for sure	Apr 14, 2009 4:27 PM	RebelShark
Life lesson, friends: When you get completely pwned on the internet...	Apr 14, 2009 5:02 PM	VanillaFace
apology	Apr 14, 2009 3:59 PM	TX972
You raiders are some meek motherfuckers when met with resistance.	Apr 14, 2009 4:08 PM	moonlakereb
Is this Derek of Derek and Leigh Anne fame?	Apr 14, 2009 4:17 PM	parrotrebA1A

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