for me as a surprise. Ask Nafoom. Does she just really love her husband, or did she have unauthorized relations?
Discuss.
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My wife brought home a bottle of 18 year of Glenlivet |
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Posts: 193 May 5, 2009 8:31 PM |
"Garth Brooks did for country music what panty hose did for finger fuckin." -Waylon Jennings
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Rebels7 |
Just as a surprise? | #1 | ||
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Posts: 1569 May 5, 2009 8:34 PM |
Possible explanations:
1) She really loves you. 2) You fixed something in the house last weekend without her asking you to do so. 3) She bought it for you for your birthday last year and forgot about it. 4) Her Baptist friend at work won it in a raffle. 5) Unauthorized relations. The type that you rarely get to partake in. |
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jackstefano |
6... | #2 | ||
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Posts: 2461 May 5, 2009 9:22 PM Registered Member |
She's strokin the yard boy.
"Frankly, I've said some things I probably shouldn't have said. . . . I'll be the first to admit I don't lose well. I never have." some random dick. |
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parrotrebA1A |
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Posts: 1201 May 5, 2009 9:56 PM |
She wants you to do something the weekend of the Alabama, Tennessee or LSU weekends that doesn't take place in Vaught-Hemingway..
Well, I think I'll get saddled up and go looking for a woman. . . . Shouldn't take more than a couple of days.
I'm not picky. As long as she's smart, pretty, and sweet, and gentle, and tender, and refined, and lovely, and carefree...
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MortyFeinStein |
Does she | #4 | ||
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Posts: 229 May 5, 2009 10:08 PM |
read this board or know that you do? Are you a regular scotch lover?
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Rebel Chuck |
She's just a good wife. Enjoy | #5 | ||
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ridgereb84 |
8. Pre-emptive strike. She wants something, you just don't know what it is yet. | #6 | ||
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Posts: 7925 May 6, 2009 7:34 AM |
Patience, grasshopper.
Rick Rodriguez, Dexter McCluster's H.S. coach: "When the Florida recruiters came down
recruiting Dex, I told them they'd better sign him or he'd come back to bite them in the ass. He bit them in the ass last fall."
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Rebbed4herpleasure |
scotch | #7 | ||
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Posts: 194 May 6, 2009 8:25 AM |
She knows about the board and my affinity for scotch. I think ridgereb is going to be right on this topic. It'll reveal itself in the coming weeks.
"Garth Brooks did for country music what panty hose did for finger fuckin." -Waylon Jennings
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OleTex98 |
Yep.... | #8 | ||
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Posts: 1224 May 6, 2009 8:30 AM Registered Member |
However, it may be nothing specific. Most women want you to just do things without them asking for them. Like some sort of psychic butler. |
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Tito Cheeseburger Jr |
That would require a bottle of 1926 Macallan | #9 | ||
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Posts: 766 May 6, 2009 8:42 AM Registered Member |
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ridgereb84 |
Giving Glenlivet to a scotch lover? | #10 | ||
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Posts: 7929 May 6, 2009 8:58 AM |
Oh, she's got something specific in mind all right.
BTW, OleTex, the wife's ring turned out great and still looks fantastic. I appreciate the hookup.
Rick Rodriguez, Dexter McCluster's H.S. coach: "When the Florida recruiters came down
recruiting Dex, I told them they'd better sign him or he'd come back to bite them in the ass. He bit them in the ass last fall."
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independencebowlmainstay |
Winner^^^^^^ | #11 | ||
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Posts: 334 May 6, 2009 10:18 AM |
ridgereb84 wrote: |
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Mean Machine say what |
Drink half the bottle this afternoon.... | #12 | ||
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Posts: 3069 May 6, 2009 10:20 AM Tim Allred's Brother |
and beat the answer out of her later this evening.
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pookierayray |
You should buy her a new car | #13 | ||
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Posts: 885 May 6, 2009 10:59 AM |
and get it over with. Sucker
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Replies
| My wife brought home a bottle of 18 year of Glenlivet | May 5, 2009 8:31 PM | Rebbed4herpleasure |
| Just as a surprise? | May 5, 2009 8:34 PM | Rebels7 |
| 6... | May 5, 2009 9:22 PM | jackstefano |
| 7 | May 5, 2009 9:56 PM | parrotrebA1A |
| That would require a bottle of 1926 Macallan | May 6, 2009 8:42 AM | Tito Cheeseburger Jr |
| Does she | May 5, 2009 10:08 PM | MortyFeinStein |
| She's just a good wife. Enjoy | May 6, 2009 6:58 AM | Rebel Chuck |
| 8. Pre-emptive strike. She wants something, you just don't know what it is yet. | May 6, 2009 7:34 AM | ridgereb84 |
| Yep.... | May 6, 2009 8:30 AM | OleTex98 |
| Giving Glenlivet to a scotch lover? | May 6, 2009 8:58 AM | ridgereb84 |
| Winner^^^^^^ | May 6, 2009 10:18 AM | independencebowlmainstay |
| scotch | May 6, 2009 8:25 AM | Rebbed4herpleasure |
| Drink half the bottle this afternoon.... | May 6, 2009 10:20 AM | Mean Machine say what |
| You should buy her a new car | May 6, 2009 10:59 AM | pookierayray |
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