Also Sig Hansen kicks all of those guys ass.
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omsrebs
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This is inspired by the Deadliest Catch Marathon on Discovery |
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Would you go out for one season and do what those guys do? I would like to think that at one point in my life I would have, but now, no way in hell.
Also Sig Hansen kicks all of those guys ass. |
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rrlynch |
It's funny, a buddy of mine and I were talking about the exact same thing recently. | #1 | ||
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We wondered whether or not we could actually do it. We came to conclude that we could provided that we first survive The Alaska Experiment which, honestly,
besides being cold and extremely bored most of the time, wouldn't be that bad.
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statesucks |
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If I had to do it...
1. mavrick 2. time bandit 3. cornelia marie 4. wizard |
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Optimus Prime 4 |
Hellllll no. | #3 | ||
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First and foremost, I hate cold weather. That would basically clinch it for me. I can do a week in the mountains, but no more. So that much time freezing my
ass off? No thanks. They would have to pay much more than they currently do.
Plus, I'd get bored off my ass. And the whole possibility of dying thing.
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rebelpimp |
I'd like to think I would | #4 | ||
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but the reality is that shit is too scary. If I did I'd be working on the Northwestern. Sig is the shit.
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AngryReb |
Yeah, I would. | #5 | ||
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The season is only a month long.
I could gut it out a month for that kind of money. |
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ARebel21 |
In a heartbeat... but no way I would make it | #6 | ||
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in my current shape. Have to agree.. the Hansen brothers kick ass. But Phil on the Cornelia Marie is a close second.
I still imagine a scenario where the 13-0 Rebels are a mere second or two away from kickoff against USC in the Rose Bowl
for all the marbles and then good lord baby Jesus shows up in the clouds to call me and all the other good Rebels home... what do we do? Accept our eternal
glory or stick around to see if our boys can seal the ultimate deal?
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ColMuldrow |
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A few weeks ago I was riding the train from New Orleans to Memphis and struck up a conversation with a guy who has worked several seasons on the Cornelia
Marie. He was taking some time off before salmon fishing started and was seeing the country. I knew he wasn't fucking with me because he just knew so damn
much about it. And you could tell he was an idiot.
He told me that the worst part is not the cold, but getting very little, if any, sleep and then working in those dangerous conditions. I asked him what the longest he had gone without sleep was, 48 hours? He laughed and said try 80 hours and was dead serious. I just can't imagine working under those conditions, getting that little sleep and being that tired. It has to make it inherently more dangerous. By the way, since then I have looked for and found him on the show I think. He was clean shaven when I met him and had a full beard on the show. |
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RockLegendBruceDickinson |
A guy I grew up with worked as a crab fishermen. He went to MSU, La Tech... | #8 | ||
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and one summer he went up to Alaska and never came back. He worked on one of the processing boats first, hooked up with some crab guys and did that for a few
years. He made enough money to buy his own little charter fishing boat. Last time I heard from him he told me he now makes enough money to pay his bills and
buy enough weed to make to make it through the winter. The boat he used to crab fish on sank about 6 years ago right after he quit. He said he would never crab
fish again.
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Syd and Harrys |
"At some point in my life . . ." -=key phrase there | #9 | ||
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Before age 38 or so, no doubt I could have done it. After, not so much.
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The King has Returned |
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[quote="ColMuldrow"]He told me that the worst part is not the cold, but getting very little, if any, sleep and then working in those dangerous
conditions. I asked him what the longest he had gone without sleep was, 48 hours? He laughed and said try 80 hours and was dead serious. I just can't
imagine working under those conditions, getting that little sleep and being that tired. It has to make it inherently more dangerous. quote]
I'm sure meth use is pretty rampant on those boats. |
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ChicoHarris3 |
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I moved up to Alaska from California in 1990 and, after briefly working for a Republican Senator, went to sea for a three-month hitch on the P/V Northern
Victor. I was on one of the small boats at first, thought I was going to die, and managed after a few weeks to lie my way into the galley of the big boat. We
were fishing for pollack. The only time I ever got sea sick was on my very last day, on a small boat, headed into Dutch Harbor. After my stint, I drove to
Memphis from Anchorage for the 1990 Ole Miss-Tennessee game and was planning on going back for crab season, but got a gig on Saint Croix as a sportswriter for
the Virgin Islands Daily News.
A GOOD MAN. OXFORD TOWN #121 DECEMBER 13, 1995 IT HAS BEEN FIVE YEARS since I've heard from Norm, and it just occurred to me that he might be dead. Norm Minoit was one of the best acquaintances I've ever made, and considering the life I knew him to live, he very well might be dead. Five years ago this week I received a letter from Norm that had been postmarked at a tiny post office on a far-flung island in the Alaskan Aleutians. We had been making plans to meet either in Germany or Honduras, and he told me to have a good Christmas and that he would let me know by the end of January which country to go to. I haven't heard from him since. Norm and I shared, with two other men, cabin #3 on the P/V Northern Victor, a fishing vessel that journeyed the Bering Sea, daily pulling in thousands of pounds of pollack and anything else unfortunate enough to get caught in the nets. We met on the airplane that took twenty other workers and us over a 1000 miles from Anchorage to the port of Dutch Harbor, on the mountaintop island of Unalaska. I first saw him in the Anchorage Seaman's Hall, where company officials told horror stories to dissuade any would-be seamen who couldn't handle the danger, the numbing cold or the six-hours-on, six-hours-off, seven-days-a-week-for-three-months work schedule. "Out in the Bering," said the official, "we'll find out if you're seamen or semen." I noticed Norm when he was the only man in the room who stared straight ahead while the rest of us laughed. I had bought some second-hand paperbacks in Anchorage and had begun reading Larry Wells' ROMMEL AND THE REBEL on the airplane. Norm noticed the title. "It has something to do with Germany?' "In a round-about way," I told him. "I would like to read it when you're finished," he said. "I've got another if you'd like to try it out," I said, and pulled out Kerouac's ON THE ROAD. "Ah. I read it years ago," he said. "It is very good." Something then told me this soft-spoken and neat fellow was different from the others we made our journey with: they wore long scraggly beards, weather-beaten clothes and cursed loudly while debating if sex was better with Eskimo or Indian Women. One of the loudest of these men, a Norwegian called Bluey, captained one of the smaller boats. I hoped to end up on one of these. We worked on deck of the Northern Victor for two weeks while proving our seaworthiness to go out on the smaller boats that crashed through the waves and dared fate in the deep of the world's angriest sea. Bunking with Norm, I had quickly learned about him: he was from Honduras and his family lived near the Guatemala border. At 12 he had stowed away on a ship to Germany, where he learned not only the local language but also English and French, along with smatterings of others. He had worked and paid his way through school and married a woman from Germany, who now lived there with their son. He could discuss the pros and cons of the European Union as easily as he could how to make safe rope knots. He worked this dangerous job, as he had for years, in order to send money to both families. The day came that crew volunteers for a small boat, The Alaskan Venture, were called for. I was among the first who stepped forward and was elated when Bluey, the boat's captain, pointed at me and nodded. But Norm also stepped forward. He pointed at me and said, "You don't want the American, Bluey. He won't be able to handle it. I bunk with him." Norm had been at sea for years and his word was good with Bluey. I was furious. Later, in our cabin, Norm told me, "You do not want to go to sea with Bluey." A week later, during a storm, the Northern Victor's captain sent me down the ship's side on a rope ladder to untangle a chain. That night, Norm cursed me and told me to never again accept such a dangerous assignment. "But Captain can send me to land," I said. "It is not better than being dead?" Norm replied. A month went by and we got the news one morning in the galley: The Alaskan Venture had gone down. Bluey and his crew of four were lost The attitude was that it was part of the life on the Bering Sea. I grew to respect and love Norm. When we got to land I begged him to drive with me to Memphis to see Ole Miss and Tennessee play football. He just laughed. He had one more three-month contract to fulfill and twenty years at sea would be over. He insisted I visit he and his family. I sure would like to hear from him.
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The King has Returned |
you're like nafoom's version of 'the most interesting man in the world'. | #12 | ||
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I don't always drink beer, but when I do............
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dawgstudent |
That's a pretty cool... | #13 | ||
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write-up.
And I don't think I could do it. I sometimes get sea-sick in a lake.
I support the two most frustrating teams in America: The New Orleans Saints and the Mississippi State Bulldogs.
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JimHalpert |
Absolutely. | #14 | ||
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Everybody wants to go through some type of "test" in their life.
I'd say working 18-36 hour shifts in the middle of winter on a ship in 20 foot seas in the Bering Sea counts.
Your favorite sports team scores a game tying point, you find a dollar in the street, you see someone you hate get their ass kicked in public, all of these blissful moments deserve, nay, demand the most communal of public displays of pleasure: The Landshark. |
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ColMuldrow |
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He told me that various stimulants are used but in a "don't ask, don't tell" way. If the captain catches you, you're gone.
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Yes, I could have done it when I was 20 or probably even when I was 30, now that I'm 41 and have 2 plates and 8 screws in my spine, not so much.
Edit to add: The Northwestern kicks ass, but I like The Time Bandit.
"The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are."
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CarltonWhitfield |
Because If the Coast Guard | #17 | ||
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boards and finds any illegal substances, they have the authority to not only place the captain(whether he knew about it or not) and crew under arrest, but they
can also seize the ship and anything on it.
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ChicoHarris3 |
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CarltonWhitfield wrote: That's true. The only I ever knew of was a Deadhead who had some pot. |
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The King has Returned wrote: Nah, that would be Lee "COACH" Morgan. He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does... |
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Waterboy in Brandon |
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I would absolutely love to give it a try, but like others have said, I'd have to get my ass in shape first. Sig and Andy are my two favorite captains.
Would prefer to work Northwestern then the Time Bandit. Don't think you'd catch me on one of the smaller boats like the Early Dawn. I can't imagine
working 80 hour shifts though...
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