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I hate ESPN's policy of not showing people that run on the field** |
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Posts: 235 Jun 21, 2009 8:33 PM |
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moonlakereb |
I hate it when people refer | #21 | ||
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Posts: 211 Jun 22, 2009 10:53 AM |
To their driver's license as plural. Mississippians always seem to say "I got 'em" when referring to their license
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 OxpatchReb |
There's an easy solution. | #22 | ||
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Posts: 1752 Jun 22, 2009 11:07 AM |
ESPN lobby's to have a new federal law passed allowing security to shoot to maim "streakers". Put 2 snipers on each side of the field, and when
young mr partypoker.com breaks on to the field of play, first guy to blow off a foot/leg/arm/sack wins. Forces the attention hogs to decide whether stopping
the game for 5 minutes and being on TV is worth their legs never working again.
Sadly, this would probably spurn a new genre of reality TV and book deals for the morons who tried it. 
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jtbaski1 |
I hate... | #23 | ||
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Posts: 354 Jun 22, 2009 11:22 AM |
people that talk on their phone prior to class starting when the class is full of people. I hate the Cardinals and Tiger Woods. I hate Chipper Jones and Barry
Bonds!
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ShineOnYouCrazyBulldog.sixpackspeak |
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Posts: 173 Jun 22, 2009 12:57 PM |
I hate people that cruise at the speed limit in the left lane of an interstate.
I mean honestly, what is so fucking hard about the concept of a cruising lane(s) and a passing lane? |
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Scaldedbanditreb |
I hate memphis fans | #25 | ||
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Posts: 1830 Jun 22, 2009 1:19 PM Really, he's not 13 |
I hate alabama and arkansas fans. I hate tennessee fans. I hate gang bangers. I hate that the cops can't open fire on them. I hate memphis cops. I hate so
much shit that I can't even remember.
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Horatio Caine |
Actually, showering is much, much better. | #26 | ||
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Posts: 245 Jun 22, 2009 3:00 PM
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It opens up your pores and allows the sunburn to escape much quicker, therefore decreasing sunburn time as well as decreasing chances of blisters and peeling.
Well, at least that's what a pageant queen told me. So, I still weigh the truthiness of it, as she would know more than I because she tans a lot...and because the IQ level of a pageant queen. 
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Optimus Prime 4 |
"opens pores and allows the sunburn to escape..." I call bullshit on that | #27 | ||
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Posts: 13208 Jun 22, 2009 3:16 PM Shogun of Harlem |
it doesn't even sound plausible. Plus you typically use soap, which dries out your skin. Luckily I just got burned enough to annoy me and maybe peel a
little, but no blistering. You really almost can't possibly put enough sunblock on to just lay in a tube in full sunlight for 5 hours and not get burnt.
I reapplied a couple times to no avail. But I did do much better this time than last.
Girls are dumb. 
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SoxFan343 |
I'm confused | #28 | ||
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Posts: 4288 Jun 22, 2009 3:26 PM Registered Member |
What do pores have to do with being burned? How does a burn escape? Is sunburn time a medical term?
A shower hurts when you are burned. Unless aloe is coming out of your shower head, it doesn't help you. Sunburn is a burn, it's not dirt and oil. You can't wash it off. It has to heal. |
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OxpatchReb |
I'm not debating the veracity of your post | #29 | ||
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Posts: 1757 Jun 22, 2009 3:42 PM |
because I generally agree with everything you said, but I do know that when I'm "good n burned", an ice cold shower with the water barely
dripping enough to cover me feels damn good. No soap, no scrubbing, no shampoo, just cascading cold delight for about 30min. Gives me a chance to pound 3 or
4 beers as well, which always helps. People underestimate the power of "shower beer". Drying off with a towel hurts like hell fire and damnation so
air drying is recommended, but the shower feels fantasmic. Slather on the Aloe, throw a pair of basketball shorts on and park my ass on a couch somewhere.
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Fogell |
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Posts: 1532 Jun 22, 2009 3:54 PM Douchebag |
When I get sunburned I lose the ability to sweat, so I'd say it affects the pores. Still, I doubt a shower has any affect on rate of recovery.
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Fogell |
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Posts: 1532 Jun 22, 2009 3:55 PM Douchebag |
When I get sunburned I lose the ability to sweat were I'm burnt, so I'd say it affects the pores. Still, I doubt a shower has any affect on rate of
recovery.
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Fogell |
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Posts: 1533 Jun 22, 2009 3:55 PM Douchebag |
When I get sunburned I lose the ability to sweat were I'm burnt, so I'd say it affects the pores. Still, I doubt a shower has any affect on rate of
recovery.
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Optimus Prime 4 |
aloe with menthol in an aerosol can = the tits | #33 | ||
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Posts: 13209 Jun 22, 2009 4:00 PM Shogun of Harlem |
you don't even have to touch your skin, and the menthol is extremely cooling, but the aloe hits you up with some moisture
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SoxFan343 |
I don't have that problem | #34 | ||
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Posts: 4289 Jun 22, 2009 4:06 PM Registered Member |
I sweat when I am sunburned. If I am burned bad enough, it stings.
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Horatio Caine |
I was assuming you were talking about a hot shower. | #35 | ||
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Posts: 246 Jun 22, 2009 4:08 PM
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A sunburn is not much more than trapped heat under your skin, which is what burns your skin, causes blisters, etc.
Supposedly, hot showers open your pores, according to her. This was a couple of years ago when she had managers and such, so who knows who told her that. I have no proof if it is true, and am posting from a blackberry so I'm too lazy to look it up. All I know is since then I usually take a hot wash off shower after I get burned and have yet to bluster or peel when I do that. No soap, just hot water. It may not be true, it may be, I have no way of proving it. Nice job acting like a douche in response though, I knew I could count on you for that. Oh, and if you think a hot shower after getting burned is your definition of pain...well, I hope you don't ever actually get hurt for real, because your pain tolerance is minuscule.
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SoxFan343 |
I agree with that | #36 | ||
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Posts: 4290 Jun 22, 2009 4:09 PM Registered Member |
I'm thinking about the next day I have to get clean before I go to work (or wherever) shower.
If you gently run cool (not cold) water over you, that does feel good on a sunburn. |
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SoxFan343 |
You really are a douche | #37 | ||
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Posts: 4292 Jun 22, 2009 4:13 PM Registered Member |
Horatio Caine wrote:Besdies, I learned in high school biology that sunburn is your bodies reaction to DNA damage. It has to do with ultraviolet radition causing damage to your DNA replication process or something. I don't remember. It sure as shit isn't "heat trapped under the skin". Aren't you a nurse? Shouldn't you know better than what I can remember from high school?
Last Edited By: SoxFan343 Jun 22, 2009 4:22 PM.
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monkey11508 |
Where did you learn this crap? | #38 | ||
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Posts: 2048 Jun 22, 2009 4:16 PM |
A sunburn is not much more than trapped heat under your skin, which is what burns your skin, causes blisters, etc.A sunburn is your body's response to a large amount of ultraviolet radiation. |
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Optimus Prime 4 |
if it is trapped heat why don't you get a sunburn in a sauna? Remind me never to listen | #39 | ||
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Posts: 13211 Jun 22, 2009 4:21 PM Shogun of Harlem |
to any of your medical advice again.
Sunburn has ZERO to do with heat, trapped or otherwise. It's the body's response to UV radiation. Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical School?
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Horatio Caine |
I was wrong, i was thinking about the healing process... | #40 | ||
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Posts: 247 Jun 22, 2009 5:13 PM
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When your blood pools and causes the heat over the skin.
I = dubmass.
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