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Official Dead Michael Jackson Jokes Thread* |
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Posts: 4004 Jun 25, 2009 4:50 PM
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Cam of Fish |
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? | #21 | ||
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Posts: 65 Jun 25, 2009 9:40 PM |
The 12-year old in Michael Jackson's closet
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saltybulldog |
So, apparently McDonald's is making a sandwhich in tribute of Michael Jackson | #22 | ||
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Posts: 147 Jun 25, 2009 10:10 PM Registered Member |
The MJ. It is a 50 year old piece of meat inside 8 year old buns.
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ridgereb84 |
How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning? | #23 | ||
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Posts: 8277 Jun 25, 2009 10:45 PM |
He ate a 9 year old weiner.
Rick Rodriguez, Dexter McCluster's H.S. coach: "When the Florida recruiters came down
recruiting Dex, I told them they'd better sign him or he'd come back to bite them in the ass. He bit them in the ass last fall."
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m t flask |
What is brown and in a baby's diaper? | #24 | ||
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Posts: 234 Jun 26, 2009 2:35 AM Registered Member |
Michael Jackson's hand.
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Thile |
Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into legos | #25 | ||
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Posts: 822 Jun 26, 2009 8:36 AM |
so little kids can play with him for a change!
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Willie Singer |
Michael Jackson clothing sale>>>>> | #26 | ||
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Posts: 9 Jun 26, 2009 9:08 AM |
Little boys pants, half off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ignatius J Reilly |
Alternate punchline: | #27 | ||
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Posts: 6 Jun 26, 2009 9:57 AM |
Ate 12 year old nuts
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Monsignor Larvell Jones MD |
it says a lot about america that a | #28 | ||
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Posts: 657 Jun 26, 2009 10:02 AM NAFOOM Historian |
poor black kid from Indiana can die a rich white man from california.
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Abelmagwitch2 |
Just subtract a "b" and add a "de" and voila..... | #29 | ||
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Posts: 23 Jun 26, 2009 10:49 AM |
Because I'm dead, I'm dead-come on
(dead dead-really, really dead) You know I'm dead, I'm dead-you know it (dead dead-really, really dead) You know I'm dead, Im dead-you know it, you know (dead dead-really, really dead) And the whole world has to answer right now (and the whole world has to answer right now) Just to tell you once again, Whos dead . . .. |
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The Actuary |
What did MJ have in common with the Silver Medalist swimmer at the Olympics? | #30 | ||
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Posts: 51 Jun 26, 2009 10:59 AM |
They both came in a little behind.
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ranier wolfcastle3 |
I'm just waiting for the one that begins... | #31 | ||
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Posts: 137 Jun 26, 2009 11:03 AM |
So Ed McMahon, Michael Jackson, and Farrah Fawcett are standing at the pearly gates, and St. Peter asks them...
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Evell Snoats |
Here's something close... | #32 | ||
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Posts: 211 Jun 26, 2009 12:17 PM |
When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.
"Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!" Farah is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..." Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?" Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever." "Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah.
Last Edited By: Evell Snoats Jun 26, 2009 12:19 PM.
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patdog.sixpackspeak |
Winner. | #33 | ||
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Posts: 588 Jun 26, 2009 12:24 PM |
nm
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bigbearchaseme |
Game. Set. Match. | #34 | ||
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Posts: 53 Jun 26, 2009 1:00 PM |
nm
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PrinceandTheRebelution |
CSI Miami style | #35 | ||
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Posts: 201 Jun 26, 2009 1:29 PM |
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 RebelWheels |
In memoriam | #36 | ||
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Posts: 539 Jun 26, 2009 1:34 PM |
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