Why are men such assholes? and, 'because women are such bitches/ho's/pain in the asses' is not an acceptable answer. Also, why is it that a Coors
Light bottle lately is so hard to open ? and by lately I don't mean tonight, I mean like seriously the last few months I've had to use my shirt to open
the bottle, it's unacceptable.
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LewisNixon |
Quick three point answer to your question | #1 | ||
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A) Men look at all things in life as problems that need immediate resolution. They immediately discern what needs to be done and once said resolution is
achieved, they forget said problem, have a drink and congratulate themselves.
B) 90% of women are fucking crazy. The other 10% post on this board. c) Most women cannot let go of the least little thing, for months and years and eons and millenia. I don't want to hear about the failed "deck project" I did not complete in 1998. Ever. I had a good reason. Therefore, men end up batshit crazy and become assholes. |
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tcreb |
Impossible to answer with your qualification. | #2 | ||
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Posts: 779 Jun 26, 2009 11:08 PM |
As far as the bottle of Coors I'm guessing we aren't getting any younger.
I say in speeches that a plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive at least a little bit. I am then asked if I know of any artists
who pulled that off. I reply, 'The Beatles did'. Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake, 1997
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msbelle96 |
What this tells me is that.... | #3 | ||
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Posts: 983 Jun 26, 2009 11:16 PM |
I am really a man and my husband is really a woman.
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LewisNixon |
Bingo. | #4 | ||
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Posts: 6172 Jun 26, 2009 11:19 PM |
hope that works out for you.
By the way, if you have any tips on building a deck, PM me. Thanks. |
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msbelle96 |
Horseshit.... | #5 | ||
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There is no way that me and all the rest of my 30 something friends have realized at the same time that the tops are tighter, and that it is from old age. Or
is there?
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ridgereb84 |
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Posts: 8287 Jun 26, 2009 11:22 PM |
1. Because many women seem to like assholes. So if it's assholes they want, then assholes we be. (By 'we' I mean that portion of men who are
assholes.)
2. Maybe you're just losing some grip strength. It happens as one ages. Go do some hand exercises on your husband. Oops. That number 2 could be construed as 'assholish'. Sorry.
Rick Rodriguez, Dexter McCluster's H.S. coach: "When the Florida recruiters came down
recruiting Dex, I told them they'd better sign him or he'd come back to bite them in the ass. He bit them in the ass last fall."
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Dan Tannah |
easy answer | #7 | ||
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because ya'll make us that way. drink out of a can like a real man.
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tcreb |
Here's the answer. | #8 | ||
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I say in speeches that a plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive at least a little bit. I am then asked if I know of any artists
who pulled that off. I reply, 'The Beatles did'. Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake, 1997
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msbelle96 |
I thought I could count on you for some ratiocination Ridge..... | #9 | ||
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Having said that, my grip strength is just fine so I can assure you that is not it, and I hate assholes......and no, you saying that is not assholey(sp.?). You
were no help at all.....but you have some freebies for turning me and my sisters, brothers, aunts, uncles, and cousins on to the Marathon Bar imposter.
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drunkenreb |
I understand your Coors Light concerns | #10 | ||
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I have no answer but feel your pain.
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msbelle96 |
Fuck that...... | #11 | ||
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Posts: 986 Jun 26, 2009 11:42 PM |
I'm way too classy for canned beer. However, not so classy that I have to pour it in a cup.
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Scaldedbanditreb |
Settle down belle | #12 | ||
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Posts: 1833 Jun 27, 2009 12:18 AM Really, he's not 13 |
men aren't assholes. I eat it. Hopefully, there are more of me out there. Let me know what the problem is and I will solve it. While my dj revolves it.
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McNulty |
And that my friends.... | #13 | ||
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Posts: 241 Jun 27, 2009 12:25 AM |
is a quality SBR post. well done
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msbelle96 |
Well.......... | #14 | ||
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Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flowin like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo--I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow |
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msbelle96 |
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Posts: 989 Jun 27, 2009 1:19 AM |
So then it's not just my little corner of the world that Coors is fucking with? I have bottle cap scars on entirely too many shirts. Of course, if I'm
around the male sex they will just open it before handing it to me, but alas, Lew can't reach through the computer screen to take care of that for me when
I am Nafooming. Life is hard.
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Replies
| NAFOOM Question(s)..... | Jun 26, 2009 11:02 PM | msbelle96 |
| Quick three point answer to your question | Jun 26, 2009 11:08 PM | LewisNixon |
| What this tells me is that.... | Jun 26, 2009 11:16 PM | msbelle96 |
| Bingo. | Jun 26, 2009 11:19 PM | LewisNixon |
| Impossible to answer with your qualification. | Jun 26, 2009 11:08 PM | tcreb |
| Horseshit.... | Jun 26, 2009 11:19 PM | msbelle96 |
| Here's the answer. | Jun 26, 2009 11:35 PM | tcreb |
| Answers. | Jun 26, 2009 11:22 PM | ridgereb84 |
| I thought I could count on you for some ratiocination Ridge..... | Jun 26, 2009 11:40 PM | msbelle96 |
| easy answer | Jun 26, 2009 11:35 PM | Dan Tannah |
| Fuck that...... | Jun 26, 2009 11:42 PM | msbelle96 |
| Settle down belle | Jun 27, 2009 12:18 AM | Scaldedbanditreb |
| And that my friends.... | Jun 27, 2009 12:25 AM | McNulty |
| Well.......... | Jun 27, 2009 12:32 AM | msbelle96 |
| I understand your Coors Light concerns | Jun 26, 2009 11:40 PM | drunkenreb |
| Re: I understand your Coors Light concerns | Jun 27, 2009 1:19 AM | msbelle96 |
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