Just though this could get an interesting bitching session started, plus we can find out if we're doing something that irritates the shit out of people.
I'll start with a reply in a minute.
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Off-season discussion: Biggest Pet Peeve Thread |
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Posts: 4728 Jun 27, 2009 7:13 PM |
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Optimus Prime 4 |
People who are late. I want to kill them. | #1 | ||
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Posts: 13300 Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM Shogun of Harlem |
I know it shouldn't, but it does. Especially people who are always really late. I find it completely disrespectful, but mainly I just hate waiting.
I'm too ADD to wait for anything.
See? Now I'm irritated. 
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RebelBruiser |
Guy who DRIVES in the left lane of the interstate. | #2 | ||
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Posts: 4729 Jun 27, 2009 7:30 PM |
Dear GWDITLLOTI,
The left lane is for passing. The right lane is for driving. I'm not sure if you missed that day in driver's ed, but if you did, consider this your fucking education. Have you ever wondered why 90% of the traffic on an open interstate is in the right lane? It's because that's where YOU are supposed to be. They aren't reserving the left lane just for you Joe Fuckstick. They're driving in the right lane until they come up on someone slower than they are, because that's the way you are supposed to drive dumbass. If you're coming up on someone who is driving more slowly then you, then go ahead and get in the left lane and pass him. If there is a string of cars in the right lane driving more slowly then you, go ahead and stay in the left lane and pass them. But here is the key, once you get past that string of slower traffic, get the fuck back over in the right lane. The worst of your kind are the ones that can't take a hint. If you're driving slowly in the left lane and I'm riding your ass, it's because I want you to get the fuck over so I can pass you legally. (Hint: I can actually get a ticket if I pass you on the right side.) If 8 cars have passed you in the right lane...fuck that, if one car has passed you in the right lane, it means "get the fuck over, you slow driving in the left lane piece of shit". If someone is on your tail flashing their lights or honking their horn, take the hint and get the fuck over. As a side note, if you do get over to the left lane to pass slower traffic, speed the fuck up. Don't ride by with your cruise set at 75 mph while the guy in the right lane is going 74 mph, especially if their are other cars behind you trying to make the pass. Hit the gas for a minute, get past the slower car, and get back over in the right lane to open up the left lane for those of us that don't drive like an 80 year old woman. I'm looking at you, guy in the white Jetta with South Carolina plates and a US Navy sticker. I respect what you're doing for our country, assuming you're actually in the Navy, but I don't respect you riding along in the left lane of Highway 78 going the exact same speed as the fucker in the right lane. You're putting a fucking road block on traffic, and I can't get around you and your 72 mph in a 70 driving ass. When you can no longer see my headlights because I'm so far up your ass, it's a hint to speed the fuck up and get the fuck into the right lane you piece of shit. So, to everyone out there that has ever considered using the left lane of the interstate for driving and not passing, fuck you, you worthless sacks of shit. Sincerely, Bruiser |
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Interpol |
People that suck at using our language correctly. | #3 | ||
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Posts: 248 Jun 27, 2009 7:40 PM |
I can't stand people who refuse to learn the difference between "your" and "you're," or "to" and "too." I
can't stand grammatical errors, but my biggest pet peeve is someone that just refuses to correctly use basic third-grade level English. Having to do peer
reviews in my freshman English classes (one of them at a JUCO) drove me insane.
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deetuner |
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Posts: 450 Jun 27, 2009 7:40 PM |
People who are 4 feet wide and find 3 of their friends who are 4 feet wide......then walk as slowly as they possibly can in a horizontal fat-girl formation in
a public place (mall, the shampoo aisle in Wal-Mart, grocery store). What the hell are these hippos doing?
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Aelyn |
Similarly - people who stop at the bottom of the entrance ramp | #5 | ||
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Posts: 1012 Jun 27, 2009 7:43 PM Registered Member |
when merging onto the interstate. Slow equals safe! No way I'm getting plowed if I'm standing still!
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Ad Wizard |
Fat people in general. | #6 | ||
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Posts: 492 Jun 27, 2009 7:43 PM |
Fat tax that ass.
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rebelpimp |
Naggers | #7 | ||
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Posts: 2315 Jun 27, 2009 7:45 PM |
those people really annoy me.
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Drewbacca |
Self Checkout incompetence | #8 | ||
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Posts: 14 Jun 27, 2009 8:05 PM |
If you are old or ignorant, keep your ass in the regular line. Do not let your kids check you out. If you have an entire cart full of groceries go to the
conventional checkout. Some of us have mastered the self-checkout and find it very quick and convenient. However, if the line is full of inept
self-checkerouters, it kind of defeats the purpose.
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Dan Tannah |
LSU and UT fans | #9 | ||
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Posts: 2393 Jun 27, 2009 8:10 PM Registered Member |
at least the UT fans are tolerable right now. They are "believing" at the present time.
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DinkyBalls |
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Posts: 885 Jun 27, 2009 8:19 PM |
Hot girls with douchebag boyfriends. They suck. The girls and the douchebags. Die in a fire.
Pussy's for the bedroom, not the football field. - ridgereb84
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rrlynch |
People that say "expresso." | #11 | ||
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Posts: 1239 Jun 27, 2009 8:34 PM |
There is no "X" in there. It's not quicker than normal coffee, it's just espresso.
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rebelliousb |
people that fucking curse in every thread | #12 | ||
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Posts: 1121 Jun 27, 2009 8:38 PM |
pisses my ass off.
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Beatdown |
People with a bunch of pet peeves. ** | #13 | ||
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Posts: 5007 Jun 27, 2009 8:44 PM |
nm
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RebelBruiser |
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Posts: 4730 Jun 27, 2009 9:28 PM |
Definitely agree with that. If you can't handle a freaking on ramp, then don't use the interstate. I've got a whole slew of pet peeves with other
drivers. Basically, anyone on the road that isn't me sucks.
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ShineOnYouCrazyBulldog.sixpackspeak |
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Posts: 176 Jun 27, 2009 9:37 PM |
RebelBruiser wrote: Boy do I agree with that. The asshole that makes a daredevil move to pull out in front of me and then drives 5 below the limit... when there was no fucking car behind me. Not using your blinker when you are making a right turn into the driveway I am trying to exit. People that wait until they are actually on the interstate before getting up to cruising speed instead of using the fucking on ramp like a normal person. When a traffic light turns green, that means go. It doesn't mean let me finish doing whatever it is that I am doing instead of paying attention. When you see a lane is closed ahead and there is a line, I swear to God and all that is holy I will run your ass off the road, risking injury/damage to me and my car before I will let your faggot ass in. I could literally go all night discussing things people do that piss me off on the roads. Edit to clarify: On that last one, I am talking about people that go up to the point where the road is blocked off and then merge instead of getting in the back of the line.
Last Edited By: ShineOnYouCrazyBulldog Jun 27, 2009 9:50 PM.
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Optimus Prime 4 |
people who don't pull into the intersection to turn left | #16 | ||
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Posts: 13301 Jun 27, 2009 9:43 PM Shogun of Harlem |
so sometimes not a single car gets to go during a cycle.
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Posts: 1546 Jun 27, 2009 9:46 PM Douchebag |
People who sit at a red light, and then take a right turn when the light turns green, even though they could have taken that right turn 60 seconds earlier,
thereby wasting 60 seconds of my life.
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Posts: 35 Jun 27, 2009 9:49 PM |
Agree. There is even a fuckin' state law. Signs every where "State Law, Slower Traffic Keep Right" and these assholes continue to cruise in
there god damn SUVs in the left.
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soulrebel26 |
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Posts: 1038 Jun 27, 2009 9:56 PM |
people who tailgate on an interstate or highway because my speed does not meet their expectations of going fast enough. I fucking cant stand that. Especially
when they flash their lights and honk their horns like a jackass.
signed, guy in white jetta with NAVY sticker 
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DixieFried |
Any group of a-holes standing in the middle of any sidewalk | #20 | ||
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Posts: 79 Jun 27, 2009 10:08 PM Registered Member |
blocking folks from moving. The Grove in particular. Probably the same group of goob-smooches that camp out in the left lane....
And people chomping gum w/their mouths open. NFL coaches seem to have this market cornered up.... |
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