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Optimus Prime 4	My car just died on the interstate, it's 80 degrees inside my house, and I came home to a warning...		Lead	[-]
Posts: 13282 Jun 26, 2009 8:24 PM Shogun of Harlem	Tags : None my front door that if I don't trim some fucking tree branches, and prove the guy in the guest house's car is operable, I get hit with a $200 a day fine. And we have ten days to do this. But of course they aren't working either weekend, or July 3. The best part is his car is behind my boat. And without my car, I can't move the boat so he can move his car to prove it works (he rides his bike everywhere). FUCK ME.
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RebelWheels	Go to a gunshow	#1	[url]	[-]
Posts: 541 Jun 26, 2009 8:39 PM	build a stockpile of weapons and take down city hall. Its the only solution. "You say I think with my dick, then put your mouth on my brain." - Nelly
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DiamondReb	How about turning the car on?	#2	[url]	[-]
Posts: 405 Jun 26, 2009 8:43 PM	Or does he have to drive the car somewhere?
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Optimus Prime 4	We don't know yet. But what kind of stupid fucking law is that? It looks fine, it's not a POS	#3	[url]	[-]
Posts: 13284 Jun 26, 2009 8:53 PM Shogun of Harlem	I mean, it looks the same whether it runs or not. So why be able to fine you one way and not the other? Plus, it's on the side of the house, and you can barely see it between the house and the big wall of bushes. And it's behind a boat. Which apparently is perfectly ok to have cluttering up your driveway.
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RebelWheels	Which one of your neighbors did you piss off?	#4	[url]	[-]
Posts: 543 Jun 26, 2009 9:00 PM	I'm pretty sure someone has to be reported in order for the city to come out and put a notice on your door. "You say I think with my dick, then put your mouth on my brain." - Nelly
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Horatio Caine	I'm pretty sure all that is accomplishable in no more than 4 hours.	#5	[url]	[-]
Posts: 260 Jun 26, 2009 11:00 PM WORST POSTER EVER	Seems pretty simple.
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msbelle96	Which neighbor's daughter did you mount?*	#6	[url]	[-]
Posts: 982 Jun 26, 2009 11:05 PM	payingthepiperku
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Optimus Prime 4	No, here they patrol around I think. You see them walking sometimes. I get along great with my	#7	[url]	[-]
Posts: 13285 Jun 27, 2009 7:45 AM Shogun of Harlem	next door neighbors. And it really doesn't look bad. These things are basically parked on the side, where my driveway is like an alley. My car parks in front. Trimming the branch is no problem, it's seriously like one branch dips below seven feet near the sidewalk. I just think it's retarded they can fine me for a working car in the driveway, simply because dude is being "green". The boat looks much worse than the car anyway, and that's apparently ok.
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Optimus Prime 4	That's not the point. The point is why can they fine you for having a car in your driveway?	#8	[url]	[-]
Posts: 13286 Jun 27, 2009 7:48 AM Shogun of Harlem	A perfectly fine looking car. He just happens to prefer riding his bike. If it's ok to have a john boat, why not a car? Also, neither of us can meet them during work hours like they say we have to. And there are only like 4 work days in the 10 days they gave us. I don't care about trimming two tree branches. Of course the not being able to move the boat doesn't help either.
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rebelliousb	the guy in the guest house	#9	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1118 Jun 27, 2009 7:57 AM	should get a $100 a month check for parking his fucking car and riding his bike.
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Optimus Prime 4	That's basically my point. Well my original point was just that I had a shittastic day, but	#10	[url]	[-]
Posts: 13287 Jun 27, 2009 8:13 AM Shogun of Harlem	it's dumb as fuck to fine someone for having a car in their driveway. I mean, that's where they are supposed to go. But him biking everywhere has me considering it. Not everywhere, my work is too far, but to run errands and shit. He's gotten in so much better shape in just a couple months it's ridiculous. I'm looking for a bike now, just to ride to get milk, go to Central Market, maybe even have a few beers. It will save on gas and burn calories. Too bad I lost my last bike.
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John Eddie	A John boat?	#11	[url]	[-]
Posts: 93 Jun 28, 2009 12:47 AM SNOT NOSED LITTLE BRAT	You and your homee can't move a John boat without a car? I don't know if I would have divulged that Michael Jacksoniest tale.
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Horatio Caine	You can't move a jon boat?	#12	[url]	[-]
Posts: 269 Jun 28, 2009 1:20 AM WORST POSTER EVER	I'm 6'3" and 180 lbs soaking wet and I can move a jon boat by myself. Hell, I can move my dad's speedboat by myself. I'm hoping your response will have something in it about having a very steep hill that your boat is parked on.
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Posts: 3 Jun 28, 2009 1:58 AM	ChUCKS MOM IS A SQUIRTER
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SourReb	Sounds like the makings of a classic country song	#14	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2653 Jun 28, 2009 3:43 AM Registered Member	Oh, my car just died on the interstate My house is hotter than hell My neighbors are screaming about the car in my drive And my wife's run off with a lady named Nell
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OleTex98	Recession revenue production schemes by City Government...	#15	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1328 Jun 29, 2009 1:18 PM Registered Member	on any other year or years, you would never have a problem with it.
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lawdawg02	what language did they use about the car?	#16	[url]	[-]
Posts: 171 Jun 29, 2009 2:22 PM	to prove it is "operable", what do you have to show? i would think that cranking the car would show that it is operable, and that wouldn't require moving the boat. i would also think that a valid inspection sticker woudl prove that a car is operable.
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My car just died on the interstate, it's 80 degrees inside my house, and I came home to a warning on	Jun 26, 2009 8:24 PM	Optimus Prime 4
Go to a gunshow	Jun 26, 2009 8:39 PM	RebelWheels
How about turning the car on?	Jun 26, 2009 8:43 PM	DiamondReb
We don't know yet. But what kind of stupid fucking law is that? It looks fine, it's not a POS	Jun 26, 2009 8:53 PM	Optimus Prime 4
Which one of your neighbors did you piss off?	Jun 26, 2009 9:00 PM	RebelWheels
No, here they patrol around I think. You see them walking sometimes. I get along great with my	Jun 27, 2009 7:45 AM	Optimus Prime 4
Recession revenue production schemes by City Government...	Jun 29, 2009 1:18 PM	OleTex98
I'm pretty sure all that is accomplishable in no more than 4 hours.	Jun 26, 2009 11:00 PM	Horatio Caine
That's not the point. The point is why can they fine you for having a car in your driveway?	Jun 27, 2009 7:48 AM	Optimus Prime 4
A John boat?	Jun 28, 2009 12:47 AM	John Eddie
You can't move a jon boat?	Jun 28, 2009 1:20 AM	Horatio Caine
Which neighbor's daughter did you mount?*	Jun 26, 2009 11:05 PM	msbelle96
the guy in the guest house	Jun 27, 2009 7:57 AM	rebelliousb
That's basically my point. Well my original point was just that I had a shittastic day, but	Jun 27, 2009 8:13 AM	Optimus Prime 4
Re: My car just died on the interstate, it's 80 degrees inside my house, and I came home to a warning on	Jun 28, 2009 1:58 AM	rebeldumptruck
Sounds like the makings of a classic country song	Jun 28, 2009 3:43 AM	SourReb
what language did they use about the car?	Jun 29, 2009 2:22 PM	lawdawg02

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