it's called a nine pack. Make one, and I will be a supporter for life. 6=not enough, 12=too many on most occasions. That is all.
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Hey beer companies... |
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You could just have three beers leftover. | #1 | ||
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Posts: 5672 Jul 2, 2009 4:54 PM |
Or drink half of an 18 pack.
Your favorite sports team scores a game tying point, you find a dollar in the street, you see someone you hate get their ass kicked in public, all of these blissful moments deserve, nay, demand the most communal of public displays of pleasure: The Landshark. |
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Steve Holt |
That's my point. I don't want leftover beer. | #2 | ||
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cleverusername |
what about a 6 pack of tall boys. nm | #3 | ||
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jackstefano |
Sounds like somebody's got a little itty bitty | #4 | ||
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Posts: 2716 Jul 2, 2009 5:06 PM Registered Member |
fridge.
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oxfordcircus |
Leftover beer? What's that? | #5 | ||
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Posts: 393 Jul 2, 2009 5:10 PM |
A good start for tomorrow.
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Ice fishing and 40 ozs |
What are ya...some kinda queer ? | #6 | ||
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Posts: 1125 Jul 2, 2009 5:11 PM |
Who says 12 is too many ? Sack up and finish it off.
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Zorak67 |
Know what a 12 pack was back in my hard-drinking days? | #7 | ||
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Posts: 987 Jul 2, 2009 5:38 PM Registered Member |
A damn good start.
If you can't drink 12...well... 
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BhamReb |
depends on the beer... | #8 | ||
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Posts: 3270 Jul 2, 2009 5:41 PM He's like Etolonel Colonel Part Deux
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There's a reason these come in a 4-pack...
10percentku 
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HamilReb |
In the words of GOB... | #9 | ||
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Posts: 2368 Jul 2, 2009 5:42 PM |
"Oh come on!!!"
Whats next, eight sardines?
Enough hair of the dog
to make myself an entire rug. The Good times are kill'n me. Have one, have twenty one "one mores" Oh and it does not relent. The good times are kill'n me .- MM 
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Zorak67 |
Very true. | #10 | ||
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Posts: 988 Jul 2, 2009 5:45 PM Registered Member |
Back in 'th day, my drug of choice was Miller Light, with an occasional foray into Heineken or Corona. The "specialty" beers (for lack of a
better term) were nonexistent back in the '80's.
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Rebheaded Stranger |
A nine pack is a six pack and a three pack of rubbers. | #11 | ||
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Posts: 3957 Jul 2, 2009 6:06 PM Registered Member |
It was also called a date night combo during college.
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BhamReb |
nonexistent is really the wrong term | #12 | ||
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Posts: 3271 Jul 2, 2009 6:07 PM He's like Etolonel Colonel Part Deux
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they were in Europe.
Speaking of, Michelob Ultra's motto should be: "Beer For People Who Hate Beer"
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Steve Holt |
Look ass hat... | #13 | ||
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Posts: 125 Jul 2, 2009 10:28 PM |
our lakes aren't still frozen. I happen to have the privilege of being 15 min from Sardis while sitting on the couch. I usually work from 8-5, and at least
twice a week I go to the lake on a pontoon boat. I dominate six beer, eat at the Holiday Lodge, and drink another three on the way back to Coontown. If I could
throw away all cans there would be no proof of alcohol while driving back home. Instead, I always have three beer left in the cooler that usually go bad (I
leave the cooler in the boat at a house near the lake). Bitch.
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LewisNixon |
You are the only person I know beside me who would call Ice an "asshat" | #14 | ||
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Posts: 6225 Jul 2, 2009 11:01 PM |
but then again, you are young and brave. I am old and bold.
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Steve Holt |
I had to drink all twelve tonight. | #15 | ||
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Posts: 128 Jul 2, 2009 11:05 PM |
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moonlakereb |
You either have no electricity | #16 | ||
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Posts: 216 Jul 2, 2009 11:09 PM |
or you are the biggest beer miser on earth. I suggest 1 bowling pin for the ride home and 6 tall boys for the lake. Or alternating twelve packs and six packs
and utilizing one square foot of fridge space for three beers. Hell, I live on a lake, own a pontoon boat, and drive to helena to buy thirty packs. Little
secret drink budweiser smoke menthols and use yeti coolers. With this method there is very little waste and almost no bumming.
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Steve Holt |
I can figure out 200 ways to drink nine beers. My problem is I want to by nine. | #17 | ||
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Posts: 129 Jul 2, 2009 11:23 PM |
Out of all the responses, I think I've come up with the biggest problem obstructing the production/distribution of a nine pack. Too hard to package. I
think that is the only reason they don't exist.
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moonlakereb |
Come to clarksdale | #18 | ||
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Posts: 217 Jul 2, 2009 11:31 PM |
You have to reach elbow deep to find a whole six pack. Individual beer sales are the blight of a six pack ride home. 5 beers in a sixpack is easy to overlook.
Unless I'm the only one to ever do it.
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pookierayray |
You could buy two four-packs | #19 | ||
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Posts: 966 Jul 3, 2009 12:31 PM |
and a pin
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pookierayray |
I just thumped my screen trying to kill that bug** | #20 | ||
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