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ridgereb84
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RounderReb |
Jim Bob Duggar....... | #1 | ||
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Haha....that's good stuff.
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AngryReb |
They should build a baseball diamond... | #2 | ||
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they can field two full teams now.
What the hell is wrong with people? Is all these people do is sing hymns and screw?
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"Someone with midget expertise might know. I've met several
in person and don't trust them. My biggest fear is to be driving home from work and one of those bastards pop up from the back seat and start biting me or
just anything. I die from a heart attack as soon as I see him. Most of them are very angry." - ScaldedbanditReb
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OxpatchReb |
I was going to call for | #3 | ||
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her hole to be sewn up so that WIC could get a break, but after reading that they live in a 7,000 sqft house I suppose they can have all the kids they want
living off family money, or their free extreme home makeover, or the money Jim Bob makes from his internet porn sites.
HTY TDY
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JimHalpert |
A kid named Jedidiah from Arkansas has no fucking chance in life.* | #4 | ||
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ridgereb84 |
It looks like a converted elementary school. | #5 | ||
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Jim Bob is the Mr. Penn's of Arkansas. He made his fortune as the innovator of Possum on a Stik.
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AngryReb |
As long as his vas deferens function... | #6 | ||
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and can find an 8th grade-educated hillbilly wife, that he can force to squirt out a brigade of fire-breathing zealots, I'm sure he'll get a piece of
that catfish money.
This family is eerily following Idiocracy's hypothesis about how stupid people breed uncontrollably.
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"Someone with midget expertise might know. I've met several
in person and don't trust them. My biggest fear is to be driving home from work and one of those bastards pop up from the back seat and start biting me or
just anything. I die from a heart attack as soon as I see him. Most of them are very angry." - ScaldedbanditReb
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Eureka Dog |
How many on this board have fewer | #7 | ||
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than 4 kids and significant debt ? How many 45-50 year old NAFOOM poster's live in a 7K sq. ft. house and have 9 autos... all of which are paid for?
Anyone? Beuler? That family's debt free with 17 kids ! Give the folks a little credit. If you don't have to raise the kids, or even help pay to feed
them (welfare), don't fuss about them.
OBTW, France will be a Muslim nation within 2 generations (40 years). Not by force but by birthrate alone. Look it up. |
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JimHalpert |
Pale faces of France! Fuck your wives while you still can!!!! | #8 | ||
OBTW, France will be a Muslim nation within 2 generations (40 years). Not by force but by birthrate alone. Look it up. |
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SourReb |
Your post reminded me of this | #9 | ||
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AngryReb |
If a quik-build house, a swarm of kids, and 9 autos is the mark of genius... | #10 | ||
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then I hope I remain an idiot my entire life.
I'll "fuss" about whoever I choose to, especially when it's morally repellant. Polluting the Earth with 18 kids, all of which will have the social graces of shit-flinging gibbons and the self esteem of most Myspace users, is cruel. AND THEY NAMED A KID JEDIDIAH! JED!! The child's name is JED!! That alone is worthy of scorn. It's that mindset that has the rural South obese, impoverished, and semi-literate. But, by all means, support treating women like our old feist that was eternally pregnant. Make sure your kids are more akin to cattle, so they can produce more idiots who listen to Kirk Cameron instead of picking up a book or traveling outside of their immediate area (unless it can be exploited and filmed). When you have to keep track of your kids by what color shirt they're wearing, you're not doing your part as a parent. Especially if you profess to be a Christian, whose sworn duty it is to shepherd your children. These people have taken that literally. They literally need an Australian Shepherd to corral their kids wherever they go.
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"Someone with midget expertise might know. I've met several
in person and don't trust them. My biggest fear is to be driving home from work and one of those bastards pop up from the back seat and start biting me or
just anything. I die from a heart attack as soon as I see him. Most of them are very angry." - ScaldedbanditReb
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ridgereb84 |
But that bitch ought to rack up on Mother's Day. | #11 | ||
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MisissippiTimes |
Her vagina has to be absolutely huge .... | #12 | ||
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Arkansas is for lovers
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The King has Returned |
I raise an ice cold heineken to Jim Bob!!! | #13 | ||
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Are you happy Eureka Dog, I gave some credit. Because there's right and there's right, and never the 'twain shall meet.
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An Old Standerd |
How many on this board on in a fundamentalist Christian cult | #14 | ||
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that believe they have to out populate the sinners of the Earth? How many people live in an aluminum compound with 20 homescooled children of the corn who are,
no doubt, getting frisky with each other across generational lines? Even in the days when you had to breed your own workforce, people knew it was best to
probably shut it down after 8 or so. This dude's a prick and 3-1 odds are that this kid comes out with Downs.
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AngryReb |
BRA-FRIGGIN-VO! | #15 | ||
How many people live in an aluminum compound with 20 homescooled children of the corn who are, no doubt, getting frisky with each other across generational lines? That, good sir, is top shelf material.
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"Someone with midget expertise might know. I've met several
in person and don't trust them. My biggest fear is to be driving home from work and one of those bastards pop up from the back seat and start biting me or
just anything. I die from a heart attack as soon as I see him. Most of them are very angry." - ScaldedbanditReb
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JimHalpert |
Well said. | #16 | ||
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There is a difference between having a large family, and having a bunch of clones. I mean really, every one of those fucking kids has a name that starts with a
"j". If you have to come up with shit like "Jinger", it's a bad idea.
Think about it, how much time do you think one of those kids get to spend with their mom or dad all alone? Or how can you be expected to adjust even reasonably well when you are 18 years old and all you've ever worn is red polo's and blue jeans? If those kids ever get off the funny farm, there's going to be an E! True Hollywood Story made about them. |
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Eureka Dog |
Quick build house? Are you kidding? | #18 | ||
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Do have any idea what amenities went into that house ? Heated floors, commercial grade kitchen, etc. My family's been in the private home construction
business for 50+ years. That was no "quick-build" home.
As far as social graces.... where to start. I'd put their kids up against the numerous one/two families I've had the "privilege" of dining next to in restaurants. Mom & Dad eat while the kids play cowboys and Apaches underneath their table and ours after they've run screaming around the buffet two or three times. As far as ridiculing someone's name... it's juvenile. On what do you base your statement that their lifestyle is morally repellent? Inother words, on what do you base your morals? Well, I think the basic question is this: "What is the core fact that has you so up in arms over this family? It can't be one child's name. If it's the # of children, where's the appropriate cutoff (and what is the logic behind that threshold) ? 10 children, 5 children, 3 children, 1 child, no children ? |
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someonestolemyusernamedamnit |
Your first problem is expecting to see social graces | #19 | ||
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at a buffet.
Mom & Dad eat while the kids play cowboys and Apaches underneath their table and ours after they've run screaming around the buffet two or three times. ![]() |
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AngryReb |
People who grow up and act like you. | #20 | ||
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Namely, people who use amenities in houses to validate a lifestyle. Never mind that the place was built like a school gymnasium was. And yes, that qualifies a
fucking quicky-build home.
My point is, there is no way that any parents can have well-balanced, well-adjusted, worldly kids when there are 18 of them competing for attention/affection. Or is it perfectly fine to have brainwashed robo-children as long as they don't interrupt your Uncle Herschle's Breakfast at Cracker Barrel? Since, apparently the benchmark for child a-raisin' is them being quiet and not acting like kids in a restaurant. Fuck all that book-learnin', key developmental social interactions, and sense of self worth, right? It's just secular liberal crap, ain't it? They are shut up when you set down to eat at Applebee's, so they've done a wonderful job. What do you think the girls in that family think of themselves with a mother who is nothing more than a subjugated baby factory as a role model? Do you think these the boys will be any better off, or will they get other little mountain girls preggers when they're 15 or be hooked on meth, because Jim Bob didn't have the time to raise them correctly? There's no arbitrary number of kids to have, you rube. However, there is a point where you just start praying that Jed doesn't have a social complex when he's 20 and starts sending out mail bombs from his cabin. My point, is that people like that, and people like you who condone people like that, are feeding into the never ending cycle of poverty and ignorance that has plagued our region for centuries. This isn't Gunsmoke, Jethro. The days of slapping your woman and kids around, because your preacher said you could are over. To recap: Finding an uneducated, simple woman to brainwash is wrong. Forcing a woman to have 18 kids by brainwashing her, is wrong. Having 18 children, and being more Messiah-like that father-like is wrong. Exploiting your circus of a family on national TV for monetary gain is wrong. Forcing your kids to be educated by a woman who hasn't been outside of Arkansas is wrong. Creating a cycle of ignorance, poverty, and backwards thinking is wrong. Subjugating a woman because of some religious interpretation is wrong. Having kids that will lead empty and sad lives is wrong. Using the Bible and Jesus as a shelter to conduct all of these atrocities is wrong. Ensuring that fellow sickos across the country are reaffirmed by providing "legitimacy" to their actions (It's on TV, so it's ok!) I'm sure you felt it was perfectly okay for that commune in Texas to exist, where 13 year-olds were raped in the pulpit, too. I'm sure if they sat by you at Taco Bell, they wouldn't make a peep, either. If you want to run around, preaching doomsday scenarios and yodeling at whistle pigs, by all means, be my guest. It's when people start cranking out children that the rest of us have to deal with, you are held to a standard. And there is no fucking way, that anyone can raise 18 bleary-eyed kids in a religious cult, and not have them come out fucked up when they're forced to join society.
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"Someone with midget expertise might know. I've met several
in person and don't trust them. My biggest fear is to be driving home from work and one of those bastards pop up from the back seat and start biting me or
just anything. I die from a heart attack as soon as I see him. Most of them are very angry." - ScaldedbanditReb
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| Oh, good Lord. | May 9, 2008 10:13 AM | ridgereb84 |
| Jim Bob Duggar....... | May 9, 2008 10:16 AM | RounderReb |
| They should build a baseball diamond... | May 9, 2008 10:24 AM | AngryReb |
| I was going to call for | May 9, 2008 10:27 AM | OxpatchReb |
| It looks like a converted elementary school. | May 9, 2008 10:30 AM | ridgereb84 |
| A kid named Jedidiah from Arkansas has no fucking chance in life.* | May 9, 2008 10:28 AM | JimHalpert |
| As long as his vas deferens function... | May 9, 2008 10:51 AM | AngryReb |
| How many on this board have fewer | May 9, 2008 11:24 AM | Eureka Dog |
| Pale faces of France! Fuck your wives while you still can!!!! | May 9, 2008 11:35 AM | JimHalpert |
| Your post reminded me of this | May 9, 2008 12:04 PM | SourReb |
| If a quik-build house, a swarm of kids, and 9 autos is the mark of genius... | May 9, 2008 12:05 PM | AngryReb |
| But that bitch ought to rack up on Mother's Day. | May 9, 2008 12:09 PM | ridgereb84 |
| Her vagina has to be absolutely huge .... | May 9, 2008 12:12 PM | MisissippiTimes |