In three days I get married. Any words of wisdom for a young man about to travel through the depths of Mordor for the first and hopefully only time?
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 onemorebeer
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Aelyn |
Yep | #1 | ||
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Posts: 681 May 14, 2008 7:59 PM Registered Member |
onemorebeer wrote: Go ahead and realize that no matter how logical it sounds, sex for you one night/off night for her/sex for you/off night for her is not happening for any extended period of time. |
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BoumtjeBoumtje |
Run | #2 | ||
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DesotoCountyDawg |
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Posts: 1655 May 14, 2008 8:10 PM Registered Member |
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AccountingDawg |
Absolutely... | #4 | ||
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Posts: 31 May 14, 2008 8:48 PM |
And possiblly the most valuable tidbit you will ever learn... SHE IS RIGHT... By this I mean, if you know something is true because you saw it with your own
eyes and she tells you it isn't because her friend said it wasn't, then she is actually right... You really didn't see what you saw... And this
goes for anything... Don't think you can convince her you are right because you are a damn idiot... SHE IS RIGHT...
That is all for today...
"a day will come when you don't give a flying squirrel's fuzzy ass about what other people think." - BuyGuyatooth
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William Faulkner |
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Posts: 30 May 14, 2008 8:52 PM |
Going on 39 years of marriage here, all joking aside, it's the most important decision you make. I can't imagine having to go through life alone, that
is, without having a wife for a best friend. The benefits far outweigh the detriments, if it's right and you're both committed to it.
Go for it. |
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HD6 |
The fact that.... | #6 | ||
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Posts: 32 May 14, 2008 8:53 PM |
you used a Lord of the Rings analogy to describe marriage probably means something is going to end badly.
That being said, rate your life on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being your life is as good at this moment as you can see it being. As soon as the ceremony is over, subtract 3 from that number, and realize that number is your new ceiling.
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Syd and Harrys |
Well, at least you'll live longer now. nt | #7 | ||
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Posts: 313 May 14, 2008 8:57 PM |
nt
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Optimus Prime 4 |
it could be a Led Zeppelin reference | #8 | ||
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Posts: 6217 May 14, 2008 9:01 PM Shogun of Harlem |
it's a possibility
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AngryReb |
Plant and Page were obsessed with Tolkien. | #9 | ||
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Posts: 3581 May 14, 2008 9:07 PM Registered Member |
There's tons of Tolkien references in their lyrics.
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 "Someone with midget expertise might know. I've met several
in person and don't trust them. My biggest fear is to be driving home from work and one of those bastards pop up from the back seat and start biting me or
just anything. I die from a heart attack as soon as I see him. Most of them are very angry." - ScaldedbanditReb
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Optimus Prime 4 |
Ramble On is nothing but Lord of the Rings | #10 | ||
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Posts: 6218 May 14, 2008 9:19 PM Shogun of Harlem |
and Over The Hills and Far Away. I actually never noticed that until about five years ago, then again, I've never read any of the books.
T'was in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair. But Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her, her, her
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HD6 |
If I were to.... | #11 | ||
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Posts: 33 May 14, 2008 10:46 PM |
just give you a quote, it's not a HD6 quote, it's a whoever said it first quote. Even if it's a Led Zeppelin reference, it's a Lord of the
Rings reference via Led Zeppelin.
I like Lord of the Rings. I have the extended version trilology sitting amongst my DVD's. But that reference struck me as odd.
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BeeeDeee |
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Posts: 697 May 15, 2008 1:59 AM |
I listened to an interview with Plant a few years ago, in which he said that he was terribly embarrassed to have ever made reference to the Lord of the Rings
stuff in lyrics. He literally said it was "Extremely geeky" and that he wished he'd never done it.
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BeeeDeee |
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Posts: 698 May 15, 2008 2:00 AM |
That first year is gonna be TOUGH. I seriously had thoughts about giving up several times in that first year. Once we got through it though, things have been
much easier. Best of luck to you, man.
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Optimus Prime 4 |
I saw him say that too. I thought it was funny. Did you not get my email? | #14 | ||
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Posts: 6219 May 15, 2008 5:51 AM Shogun of Harlem |
I sent you one a couple days ago.
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Reb92 |
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Posts: 457 May 15, 2008 5:58 AM |
Do exactly what your told and you will be OK. Oh yeah...There is one word you need to learn the definition of (Compromise). Good luck.
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Beatdown |
Get all the blowjobs that you can right now. | #16 | ||
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Posts: 2825 May 15, 2008 6:27 AM |
Within 2 years of the wedding, those things won't exist to you anymore except for seeing one on the occasional porn video.
I've always heard that, if you can't run with the big dogs, you should stay on the porch. My question is, why does one's
inability or lack of desire to run with big dogs confine him to the porch? Why shouldn't such a man be allowed to roam the rest of the house or even go for
a nice walk in the park?
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Thatmakesmyassitch |
2 sayings that I have found to be true are..... | #17 | ||
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Posts: 269 May 15, 2008 6:38 AM |
1. Marriage is when the blow jobs stop and the bitching begins. So get all you can ahead of time.
2. You can be Right or you can be Happy. But you can not be Right and Happy. Hope that helps. Seriously, learn to laugh at yourself. Life is too short, and that first year is a bitch. When you do some dumb shit (and you will do plenty of dumb shit), just call it that and move on. I lived by myself for several years before I got married. You have no idea the dumb shit that you do only because you have been doing it that way for, well forever. The problem most young married couples have is that they take themselves entirely too seriously. Fuck losing and fuck Ole Miss football over the last 20 SEC games. And fuck the shrimpboat captain and the incompetent motherfuckers that hired him. And
fuck me too for being an Ole Miss football fan and graduate.
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Steven McCrosky |
Sorry, but you may have already had your last blow job | #18 | ||
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Posts: 1446 May 15, 2008 6:53 AM Registered Member |
One HUGE word of advise. The first year or 2, have sex like a rock star because eventually sex will be on her fucking schedule. If it already is,
don't show up Saturday!
This is even worse then when we went to see the "Vagina Monologues". |
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ridgereb84 |
A few suggestions: | #19 | ||
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Posts: 3967 May 15, 2008 6:57 AM |
1. Don't stop doing the little "gesture" stuff like a small gift for no reason, flowers, notes. Take my word for it, even after you are married,
it will lead to bonus sex. I know since you aren't married you don't understand the term "bonus sex." You will.
2. Continue to tell her why she rocks your world. Don't be afraid to be that couple, you know, the one whose friends roll their eyes at them and make gagging sounds. Remember - They may be gagging, but you'll be shagging. 3.The blow jobs don't have to stop. You just have to earn them now. 4. You know the things she likes and finds attractive about you. Don't stop doing/change them just because you're married. Most of the time, the harder you try, the harder she'll try. 5. Talk about how you each feel about handling money NOW. You don't want to find out later that one of you is a miser, the other a spender, and neither of you willing to budge. And the biggie down the road: 6. After you have kids, DO NOT stop being a couple. Too many people stop being a couple and start being parents. Don't make that mistake. The family doesn't revolve around the kids, the family revolves around the couple who are raising the kids. After the kids are grown, don't be in a position where you look at this stranger with whom you have no other common interests any longer. Otherwise, it's a piece of cake. Heh. 
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Ole Miss Grad |
Two more..... | #20 | ||
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Posts: 884 May 15, 2008 7:14 AM Registered Member |
Never mention weight or wrinkles.....whether in a good or bad reference.
Daily compliments are encouraged. Just don't incorporate weight and wrinkles in the compliments.
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