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FireworksForJeffy
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What will Dickie do now? |
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I mean, we've all seen that movie about the corporate guys who go to jail (except me, obviously, I can't even remember the title). What I'm
wondering is, "Gee, I wonder how close that's going to be to Dickie's actual stay in the Hernando Hilton?"
What's next for the Dick-ster? (Result)
the $30 Weber is the official nafoom grill, because according to some, even a hot dog tastes like bigfoot's dick coming off of one.
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The Lord Weird Slough Feg |
probably... | #1 | |||||
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"go to federal 'fuck-you-in-the-ass' prison"
"Effeminacy was the chief cause of the ruin of the Roman legions." Henri Jomini
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Reb92 |
Serve 1/3 of his sentence | #2 | |||||
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and get out early for good behavior.
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onemorebeer |
Ha | #3 | |||||
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Judge Lackey: "Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."
Dickie: "I wouldn't say I've been missing it Judge." |
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645CI |
I know somebodty that just did 13 months in Pensacola | #4 | |||||
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and he said that in certain parts of the prison they didn't even have walls instead they painted a white line on the ground that you cannot cross.
but that is a very minimal security white collar prison. I also know a guy who did 25 months for distributing X (If you did it from 01-04 then he probably got a taste) and they sent him to Kansas and he said it was not easy time. His cellie was one of the Monatana Freemen which is pretty cool I guess . they are the guys who tried to declare Montana a soveirgn nation and stole millions of dollars from the federal government and judges.
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SuperHighTechJetFighter |
Rekindle his friendship... | #5 | |||||
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with Paul Minor (also in Pensacola prison complete with golf course), form a few new business ventures, make more money.
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JimHalpert |
Looks like he could get into trouble there... | #6 | |||||
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Prison_Camp,_Pensacola
In October 2006 the United States Department of Justice indicted four people for bribery and providing contraband to inmates at the prison.[1] In March 2007 the prison made headlines when inmate escaped from work detail at Pensacola Naval Air Station.[2]
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rebelleo |
none of the above | #7 | |||||
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he'll work in the kitchen at first; then have menial cleaning job. he'll do 85% of five years, which is 51 months.
he won't be playing tennis, golf, or swimming. BOP got embarrassed back years ago with the "club feds" and they eat, work, some limited recreation, periodic visits, and little else. yes, in minimums they don't have walls, bars and locks. but if you cross the wrong colored line on the ground, you get shipped to a more restricted prison. none of you would want to spend any time there. |
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onemorebeer |
Anybody ever watched Arrested Development? | #8 | |||||
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I assume it will be similar to that situation. Come to think of it, why don't they go ahead and make an HBO comedy out of the it?
Hell... There's another good topic for a thread. What will the name of Dickie Scruggs's comedy show about jail time be called? |
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jacksonreb1 |
you're right, but i'd rather be there than | #9 | |||||
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parchman or most other prisons. if you've got to go, that's the place.
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rebelleo |
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you have been in Unit 29 bro..... lay down or die.....
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maxfisher |
Got Dick? | #11 | |||||
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uscreb |
Dick in the Middle, Curb Your Payola, I Love Dickie, Leave It to Dickie, Scruggs and Son, | #12 | |||||
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and my personal favorite, Mork and Dickie.
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Mutt the Hoople |
I hope he's cellmates with a 350 lb. axemurderer named Leroy.... | #13 | |||||
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..who thinks "Dickie" is a pretty name.
Jimmy Johns sold poison to a few people. Dontae sold pot to a few others. Dickie corrupted an entire court system, quite possibly keeping billions of dollars in business out of our State because companies didn't want to go into a State where "Jackpot Justice" was the prime source of income for poor plaintiffs. |
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Hail Torgerson |
Dickie Bet(t)s | #14 | |||||
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"What does my drinkin' have to do with my knowledge of basketball?" -- Dennis "Shooter" Hopper, Hoosiers
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Mow a lot of grass at the NAS
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rebelleo |
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no axe murderers in min security federal prison. more likely former bank officer/embezzler. but he could weigh 350 pounds.
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Fartworth |
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He'll try to get more Oxycontin in the joint. He's hooked on it. I'm serious.
Don't ask my how I know, but among those 400 letters were pleas from some in his family to go easier because he's got a problem with Oxy. I am totally fucking serious. It was not reported by the media because it's hearsay and the letters technically have nothing to do with the case. This is why Biggers recommended he seek mental/rehab help during his incarceration. I don't think the Clarion-Ledger reported that comment by Biggers (or did they), but it was reported on the radio recap. |
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