The wife and I went to Nashville last night and had dinner at Ruth's Chris. I always get the filet, and I wanted something different. I asked if the T
bone was a true T bone or if it had much filet. The waiter told me it was a true T bone with no filet. I then ordered the "Porterhouse for Two".
The waiter told me that the steak was for two people (no shit) and he had only seen one person eat the whole thing before. I have knocked out 55oz
Porterhouses at home on a couple of occassions. Should I be totally ashamed that I ate the whole SOB...in public.
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"The wife and I went to Nashville last night and had dinner at Ruth's Chris. I always get the filet, and I wanted something different. I asked if the
T bone was a true T bone or if it had much filet. The waiter told me it was a true T bone with no filet. I then ordered the "Porterhouse for
Two". The waiter told me that the steak was for two people (no shit) and he had only seen one person eat the whole thing before. I have knocked out 55oz
Porterhouses at home on a couple of occassions.
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It wouldn't even enter my mind to order something like, but I'm not a big fat fucker. If you're a gigantic tub of goo, then I wouldn't worry so
much it. It probably didn't shock the people around you, and it might've been mildly entertaining to watch.
This is why Rivals' evaluation of players sucks, per Dave Childers:
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Posts: 466 Jan 25, 2009 9:04 PM Registered Member |
Im not that big. I could stand to drop 20 lbs, but I have always been able to eat like hell. I think I may have a tapeworm........
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rrlynch |
I think everyone knows a few fellas like that. | #5 | |||||
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One of my good friends during my freshman year had the appetite of an obese pregnant woman but he couldn't have weighed more than 175 pounds.
"People lobbying for additional stars for guys who've committed is indicative of the fact that these fucking idiots have forgotten that recruits are football players who might actually help us win games. They cry foul over a guy's star status as if it will make them block, tackle, or catch better once they get to campus. It's like making a reservation for a restaurant at which you've never eaten, and complaining to the restaurant reviewer that he should give it a higher ranking so that your expectations for the soup will be even higher." -Rebheaded Stranger, a true scholar and gentleman |
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Was your wife aghast? My wife would give the 'the eye' for a week if I ate a meal like that in front of her.
But no, no shame. That's impressive. Edited to add: The only thing to be ashamed of is that you did it at Ruth Chris's. Maybe yours is better than ours - ours sucks.  Florida quarterback Tim Tebow bows his head in dejection
after Mississippi defeated No. 4 Florida 31-30 in an NCAA college football game in Gainesville, Fla., Saturday, Sept., 27, 2008. (AP Photo/Phil Sandlin)
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It's fine.
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I love food, but alas...it is not meant to be for women who already have "junk in the trunk"..... | #8 | |||||
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wishihadatapewormku
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You want a tape worm? I can get you a tape worm. Even paint it green for you.** | #9 | |||||
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you should be ashamed... | #10 | |||||
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but not for eating a big steak. on the other hand, you should be ashamed to put that on the board. this sounds like something on tool academy..
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After you finished the steak you threw the bone at the wall, grunted loudly at the other customers, beat your chest with both hands, grabbed your woman,
knocked the front door off the hinges with a head butt, took your lady home, and gave her the sweet lovin' for 2 hours without a break.
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| Should I be ashamed | Jan 25, 2009 6:56 PM | TomnolenReb |
| Let me fix that for you | Jan 25, 2009 7:02 PM | Ice fishing and 40 ozs |
| No shame, but PETA now has your IP address. | Jan 25, 2009 8:28 PM | uscreb |
| How fucking fat are you? | Jan 25, 2009 8:35 PM | jackstefano |
| Actually | Jan 25, 2009 9:04 PM | TomnolenReb |
| I think everyone knows a few fellas like that. | Jan 25, 2009 9:17 PM | rrlynch |
| I used to be able to eat like that. | Jan 25, 2009 10:19 PM | ridgereb84 |
| I love food, but alas...it is not meant to be for women who already have "junk in the trunk"..... | Jan 25, 2009 10:33 PM | msbelle96 |
| You want a tape worm? I can get you a tape worm. Even paint it green for you.** | Jan 25, 2009 10:41 PM | monkey11508 |
| Besides being completely uncouth and probably embarassing to your wife... | Jan 25, 2009 10:32 PM | RebelRichman |
| you should be ashamed... | Jan 25, 2009 11:20 PM | beer rebel |
| No Shame as long as | Jan 26, 2009 7:28 AM | Rebel Chuck |
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