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Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? Sep 16, 2009 10:47 AM BoumtjeBoumtje
   You are fucked. Sep 16, 2009 10:49 AM Mean Machine say what
   unless you pull off the biggest Landshark of all time Sep 16, 2009 10:51 AM rebelpimp
   Is there an expiration date on the condom wrapper? Sep 16, 2009 10:52 AM WasteOfChevronsMoney
      I was thinking the same thing about the expiration date. Sep 16, 2009 10:59 AM ridgereb84
         Why would a nurse have condoms randomly fall into their pockets?** Sep 16, 2009 11:03 AM DiamondReb
            Probably after they fucked one of the on-call residents. Sep 16, 2009 11:07 AM Lion O
            I thought it was just the wrapper. Sep 16, 2009 11:08 AM ridgereb84
               Nursing Home Sep 16, 2009 11:09 AM BoumtjeBoumtje
                  Then just tell her you like to wear a condom when you whack off to your prodigious collection Sep 16, 2009 11:15 AM ridgereb84
         If all else fails, you might get a very good friend to take the fall and admit that he was behind it Sep 16, 2009 11:10 AM WasteOfChevronsMoney
   Not saying I doubt your innocence..... Sep 16, 2009 10:53 AM m t flask
      Not saying I doubt him either but that story is plausible Sep 16, 2009 10:56 AM rebelpimp
         I belongs to his wife's boyfriend. Sep 16, 2009 10:59 AM oxfordcircus
            One flaw with that plan: Sep 16, 2009 11:06 AM ridgereb84
               She is better at implementing a proactive plan of deniability Sep 16, 2009 11:10 AM parrotrebA1A
               And that's a fatal flaw. Sep 16, 2009 11:18 AM patdog.sixpackspeak
                  Not if the date on the thing doesn't lend itself to that Sep 16, 2009 1:03 PM SoxFan343
      Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? Sep 16, 2009 10:58 AM Fogell
   Looks like new car time to me. Sep 16, 2009 11:00 AM I lost my nutt rag
      Disagree. If you didn't do it, deny, deny, deny. Sep 16, 2009 11:38 AM parrotrebA1A
      Worst advice ever. Sep 16, 2009 3:06 PM Mean Machine say what
   Are you sure your clothes were the only ones in the wash? Sep 16, 2009 11:02 AM Reb92
   Step 1, change your avatar Sep 16, 2009 11:05 AM DiamondReb
   In all seriousness....are you a generally smart guy or a dumbass? Sep 16, 2009 11:08 AM msbelle96
      This is where his porn addiction could help, if she doesn't know about it. Sep 16, 2009 11:16 AM WasteOfChevronsMoney
         She Knows About It Sep 16, 2009 11:18 AM BoumtjeBoumtje
            Damn, then I'd go with blaming her friends, then check the expiration date, if no date, look for a Sep 16, 2009 11:25 AM WasteOfChevronsMoney
            Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? Sep 16, 2009 12:31 PM LongGone
      Are these included in those times... Sep 16, 2009 11:27 AM JabbatheGut1
         None of the above..... Sep 16, 2009 11:49 AM msbelle96
            Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? Sep 16, 2009 5:14 PM hooch1275
               Crying while watching Braveheart is 100% acceptable..... Sep 16, 2009 5:24 PM msbelle96
         Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? Sep 16, 2009 2:49 PM All In Rebel
            But that's not real crying. That's an involuntary tearing. Sep 16, 2009 2:52 PM ridgereb84
      Same thought. Sep 16, 2009 1:53 PM DHAGny Taggart
   Prayers sent Sep 16, 2009 11:10 AM fillmoregandt
      Not A Public Washing Machine Sep 16, 2009 11:13 AM BoumtjeBoumtje
         So much for your story being plausible then. Sep 16, 2009 11:20 AM patdog.sixpackspeak
         Damn, I didn't understand that earlier. Sep 16, 2009 11:27 AM oxfordcircus
         was the load full of your clothes only? Sep 16, 2009 11:31 AM Optimus Prime 4
   were your clothes in the machine? Sep 16, 2009 11:23 AM Optimus Prime 4
   I guess I am different than most of ya'll Sep 16, 2009 11:26 AM SoxFan343
      SoxFan is correct Sep 16, 2009 1:32 PM elmsurfer1
         Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? Sep 16, 2009 1:39 PM LongGone
         Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? Sep 16, 2009 5:33 PM RT23.sixpackspeak
   Post an appeal in the complex laundry room, something like this: Sep 16, 2009 11:28 AM uscreb
      It's a private dryer though. Similar thing happened to me in college Sep 16, 2009 11:33 AM Optimus Prime 4
   If you truly did not do it then there are only a handfull of... Sep 16, 2009 11:32 AM rebelrouseri
      or tell her it can't be yours, you never wear a rubber when cheating** Sep 16, 2009 11:33 AM Optimus Prime 4
         Damnit I swear I did not read this before my post.* Sep 16, 2009 11:37 AM Ad Wizard
      I think you solved the mystery. Sep 16, 2009 11:36 AM patdog.sixpackspeak
   You are not fucked. She is testing you. She put the wrapper there herself. Sep 16, 2009 11:36 AM Ad Wizard
      Completely antd totally agree with this Sep 16, 2009 3:40 PM BunkiePerkins
      Ding, ding, ding! It's a test. Sep 16, 2009 3:52 PM someonestolemyusernamedamnit
   I don't think you have enough information. Ignore these other idiots. Sep 16, 2009 11:53 AM OxpatchReb
      Which all may be true and is the most likely answer IMO... Sep 16, 2009 1:10 PM Mean Machine say what
   Tell her the truth and stick to it. Sep 16, 2009 11:56 AM bigrebone
      and get pissed off as hell. You have to get mad Sep 16, 2009 1:12 PM Optimus Prime 4
         And as part of your consternation insist that she get a daytime shift somewhere else. Sep 16, 2009 1:19 PM ridgereb84
            Yep. You gotta get her away from the other "men hater" nurses. Sep 16, 2009 4:47 PM bigrebone
   I'm going with the "she put it in the washer herself" crowd. Sep 16, 2009 11:56 AM Rezreb
      I think I'm agreeing with this sentiment too Sep 16, 2009 12:00 PM rebelpimp
      I wouldn't offer the cell phone records, etc. Sep 16, 2009 12:05 PM patdog.sixpackspeak
         A direct confrontation could make things worse Sep 16, 2009 1:01 PM SoxFan343
   Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? Sep 16, 2009 12:21 PM OMReb46
   For $1000.00, I will approach you and your wife in the Grove, pretend to Sep 16, 2009 12:43 PM Skink
      Price war. I'll do it for $500. Sep 16, 2009 12:46 PM ridgereb84
      Counter offer: For $750, I'll walk up to your wife and Sep 16, 2009 12:56 PM OxpatchReb
         Why would he pay you $750 when he can get.... Sep 16, 2009 2:16 PM rebelrouseri
            Touche' Sep 16, 2009 2:48 PM OxpatchReb
   I knew a guy in Memphis picked up a girl and got blown on the Sep 16, 2009 12:53 PM jackstefano
      Two Blowjobs In One Night Sep 16, 2009 12:55 PM BoumtjeBoumtje
      That guy is an idiot... Sep 16, 2009 1:00 PM DinkyBalls
   I think I've figured this one out! She's playing YOU: Sep 16, 2009 12:59 PM OleTex98
      Rebelbruiser figured it out first. (Germans, but read anyway.)** Sep 16, 2009 1:00 PM OleTex98
      You know, I've been thinking about everyone saying "it's cheaper than a divorce". Sep 16, 2009 1:02 PM ridgereb84
         Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? Sep 16, 2009 1:12 PM olemissbydamn
            Wait..they don't have no-fault divorce in Mississippi? Seriously? Sep 16, 2009 1:17 PM OleTex98
               We do have no-fault divorces in Missisippi, but the law is seriously screwed up. Sep 16, 2009 1:23 PM patdog.sixpackspeak
                  Which means it is not no-fault... Sep 16, 2009 1:25 PM Mean Machine say what
                     "Irreconcilable differences" Sep 16, 2009 1:31 PM parrotrebA1A
                        That is what pat is referring to... Sep 16, 2009 1:37 PM Mean Machine say what
                        Even in states that recognize "imcompatibility" Sep 16, 2009 2:39 PM Drewbacca
            Hell no she is not close to having grounds... Sep 16, 2009 1:18 PM Mean Machine say what
            Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? Sep 16, 2009 1:24 PM parrotrebA1A
   Search the trash Sep 16, 2009 1:38 PM DawgBot
   hope she doesn't find candy wrappers Sep 16, 2009 2:05 PM rebelliousb
      If the jimmy hat don't fit! You must acquit! Sep 16, 2009 2:13 PM GrantGannon
         There's a Magnum joke in there somewhere but I'm not gonna do it. Sep 16, 2009 2:35 PM ridgereb84
         Wrong! She'll just think it was his lover's . Sep 16, 2009 3:13 PM rebelliousb
   To me your first mistake was the washing machine theory... Sep 16, 2009 2:29 PM OMlawdog
   I would take a close look at the wrapper... Sep 16, 2009 2:47 PM Ivehadbetter
      I like how you appear to take a stake it this thing... Sep 16, 2009 2:49 PM Mean Machine say what
         An attempt to reach across school lines and build good will... Sep 16, 2009 3:06 PM Ivehadbetter
      this is the kind of thread that makes this board different Sep 16, 2009 3:46 PM Optimus Prime 4
   Sounds like one of those nurse-friends of hers may have slipped one into your laundry Sep 16, 2009 3:12 PM Herschel Krustovski
      That's it! One of the other nurses is a lesbo and she wants his wife for herself. Sep 16, 2009 3:34 PM ridgereb84
   Have you two ever used that your brand/style of rubber? Sep 16, 2009 3:44 PM BhamReb
      ^^^^^Paging USCReb, Paging twin cocked, USCReb. ^^^^^ Sep 16, 2009 3:48 PM OxpatchReb
      Agreed, I didnt have much to add Sep 16, 2009 3:49 PM BunkiePerkins
      I Go Bareback Sep 16, 2009 3:52 PM BoumtjeBoumtje
         I say that because I've still got a stash from the pre-birth control days Sep 16, 2009 3:56 PM BhamReb
   From reading this you don't have kids, you live in an apartment... Sep 16, 2009 4:01 PM RockLegendBruceDickinson
      Careful. His Lord and Savior, the good and gentle Tebow will smite you Sep 16, 2009 4:09 PM OxpatchReb
   You are fucked because you are obviously retarded. Sep 16, 2009 4:02 PM TBagger
      Obviously it worked for you** Sep 16, 2009 4:06 PM Thile
         No, my wife was a cheating whore. Sep 16, 2009 4:07 PM TBagger
            yeah, man. I with you. Sep 16, 2009 4:50 PM RebelShark
            What? Sep 16, 2009 5:34 PM Jackdragbean
      Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? Sep 16, 2009 4:10 PM BhamReb
         Ha. You do have that one right. Sep 16, 2009 4:13 PM TBagger
   Mostly because I don't want to get left out of this thread... Sep 16, 2009 4:17 PM Seven Year Plan
   Boumtje, just wondering if your wife trusted you while y'all were dating or Sep 16, 2009 4:24 PM Rezreb
   Yes.*** Sep 16, 2009 4:29 PM Lion O
   Deny it till you die man, deny it till you die.* Sep 16, 2009 4:35 PM bonedaddy401
   Id hit it. Sep 16, 2009 4:37 PM HamilReb
   Your options are these...... Sep 16, 2009 4:39 PM RebelShark
   Yo BoumtjeBoumtje Sep 16, 2009 4:51 PM someonestolemyusernamedamnit's just been sitting there all damn day too. Nice. Sep 16, 2009 4:53 PM msbelle96
      ^^^Best post in possibly the best nafoom thread ever Sep 16, 2009 5:07 PM McNulty
      Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? Sep 16, 2009 5:15 PM Parade All American
      Beautifully played Sep 16, 2009 5:27 PM fillmoregandt
      Coolz Sep 16, 2009 6:03 PM ColonelJohnSartoris
      Is it possible to have a tie for POTW? Sep 16, 2009 6:07 PM Chance438
      ForThemotherfuckingWin. Sep 16, 2009 6:14 PM DuNing
   Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? Sep 16, 2009 4:53 PM rebeljukie44
   awesome thread... Sep 16, 2009 5:11 PM Coach34
   After a day's worth of debate this is my conclusion Sep 16, 2009 5:12 PM rebelpimp
   aye BoumtjeBoumtje, Sep 16, 2009 5:12 PM Parade All American
      Yeah, but he was able to buy off his old lady with a $500,000 diamond Sep 16, 2009 5:15 PM uscreb
   Re: Ask Nafoom: Am I Fucked? Sep 16, 2009 5:50 PM ZEBRAHATER
   she's trying to bait you man .. if in fact the wrapper was not yours Sep 16, 2009 5:52 PM RuffandTumble

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