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BhamReb	Nafoom Can Write a better Headline than This: "Former Vols backup QB Cooter arrested for burglary"		Lead	[-]
Posts: 3266 Jul 2, 2009 3:22 PM Big enough douchebag to be on Jersey Shore	Tags : None Thank you, Jesus Posted: Jul 01, 2009 3:47 PM CDT Updated: Jul 02, 2009 9:33 AM CDT KNOXVILLE (WATE) -- Former Tennessee backup quarterback Jim "Bob" Cooter was arrested on June 27 for a burglary in the Fort Sanders neighborhood. Cooter, 24, of Indianapolis, Indiana, is charged with aggravated burglary. He was arrested at 2:40 a.m. that Saturday at an apartment complex at 2201 Franklin Station Way. A woman called 911 to report that someone had broken into her home. When police arrived, they heard the woman scream for someone to get out of her room. As officers broke through the door, the woman ran from the bedroom. Officers found Cooter lying in the bed. That's where he was arrested. The woman said Cooter had broken in through a bedroom window. Officers found the screens of both windows had been removed. While he played for Tennessee, Cooter was arrested and charged with DUI in June 2006, earning him a team suspension. In 2007, Cooter was a graduate assistant on the Tennessee staff.
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AngryReb	"Discarded Cooter Found in Area Woman's Bed"	#1	[url]	[-]
Posts: 5501 Jul 2, 2009 4:03 PM Registered Member	Or how about, "Police Remove Woman's Intruding Cooter". ----------------- Last Edited By: AngryReb Jul 2, 2009 4:10 PM. Edited 1 time.
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jackstefano	Busted Cooter Haunted by Forced Entry**	#2	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2715 Jul 2, 2009 4:05 PM Registered Member	asdf
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Interpol	Three officers pound Cooter in stranger's bed	#3	[url]	[-]
Posts: 268 Jul 2, 2009 4:09 PM	**
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BhamReb	"Breaking & Entering, Cooter Looking at Five to Ten"	#4	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3269 Jul 2, 2009 4:13 PM Big enough douchebag to be on Jersey Shore	Last Edited By: BhamReb Jul 2, 2009 4:16 PM. Edited 2 times.
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GroveHard	Sloppy Cooter Easily Busted. nm.	#5	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2408 Jul 2, 2009 4:25 PM	.
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JimHalpert	Has-been Cooter Makes Unwanted Appearance"	#6	[url]	[-]
Posts: 5674 Jul 2, 2009 4:41 PM	or Local Woman Says, "Cooter's Not For Me" Your favorite sports team scores a game tying point, you find a dollar in the street, you see someone you hate get their ass kicked in public, all of these blissful moments deserve, nay, demand the most communal of public displays of pleasure: The Landshark.
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HamilReb	Winner!!	#7	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2371 Jul 2, 2009 8:16 PM	Whole thread was great. But Halpert won by the skin of a labia. Enough hair of the dog to make myself an entire rug. The Good times are kill'n me. Have one, have twenty one "one mores" Oh and it does not relent. The good times are kill'n me .- MM Last Edited By: HamilReb Jul 2, 2009 8:18 PM. Edited 1 time.
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ridgereb84	Former big orange Cooter slips in back door, cops say he's looking at a hard stretch.	#8	[url]	[-]
Posts: 8356 Jul 2, 2009 9:51 PM	Rick Rodriguez, Dexter McCluster's H.S. coach: "When the Florida recruiters came down recruiting Dex, I told them they'd better sign him or he'd come back to bite them in the ass. He bit them in the ass last fall."
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onemorebeer	One-time volunteer cooter arrested for foul play	#9	[url]	[-]
Posts: 968 Jul 3, 2009 11:01 AM	nm Last Edited By: onemorebeer Jul 3, 2009 11:03 AM. Edited 1 time.
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Reb Dude	"Cooter Busted, Woman Satisfied"	#10	[url]	[-]
Posts: 556 Jul 3, 2009 12:10 PM	"No Happy Ending for Busted Cooter"
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Neuter Cooter	"Volunteer Cooter Busted Again"	#11	[url]	[-]
Posts: 163 Jul 3, 2009 3:18 PM	or... "No Good Cooter Busted Again" "No Good Cooter Makes Woman Scream" "Volunteer Cooter Makes Unlawful Entry"
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Nafoom Can Write a better Headline than This: "Former Vols backup QB Cooter arrested for burglary"	Jul 2, 2009 3:22 PM	BhamReb
"Discarded Cooter Found in Area Woman's Bed"	Jul 2, 2009 4:03 PM	AngryReb
Busted Cooter Haunted by Forced Entry**	Jul 2, 2009 4:05 PM	jackstefano
Three officers pound Cooter in stranger's bed	Jul 2, 2009 4:09 PM	Interpol
"Breaking & Entering, Cooter Looking at Five to Ten"	Jul 2, 2009 4:13 PM	BhamReb
Sloppy Cooter Easily Busted. nm.	Jul 2, 2009 4:25 PM	GroveHard
Has-been Cooter Makes Unwanted Appearance"	Jul 2, 2009 4:41 PM	JimHalpert
Winner!!	Jul 2, 2009 8:16 PM	HamilReb
Former big orange Cooter slips in back door, cops say he's looking at a hard stretch.	Jul 2, 2009 9:51 PM	ridgereb84
One-time volunteer cooter arrested for foul play	Jul 3, 2009 11:01 AM	onemorebeer
"Cooter Busted, Woman Satisfied"	Jul 3, 2009 12:10 PM	Reb Dude
"Volunteer Cooter Busted Again"	Jul 3, 2009 3:18 PM	Neuter Cooter

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