First, no one told me about the transvestite "waitress" at El Milagro
He/she waited our table. I was already planning to just order a to-go order and leave the group, because something came up. He/she was almost convincing as a she, but the lack of any breats or ass, along with broad shoulders, first tipped me. My friends said, "Oh, yeah, that's a guy. We used to eat here when he dressed a lot less like a female."
So, of course, each time he/she came to the table, I involuntarily stared out of curiosity.
Finally, he/she came to table to inform me my to-go was ready. I stepped to the front counter to pay. He/she was there to ring it up. Handed me the tab and held onto my hand for what seemed like an eternity. Staring me deeply in the eyes in a way like someone does in a movie hitting on someone. A seductive stare. I finally got out of the grip and he/she said "Wass jour name?" I told he/she the name. He/she repeated it in a "sexy" manner, never releasing eye contact. I felt uncomfortable as hell, and yet simultaneously, it may have moved.
I hope this post in some way closer to the NAFOOM spirit than recent threads have been.
ETA: His/her demeanor in the hitting-on-me scene was like how a stripper acts toward you. Except this time apparently for real. With a dick.
Last Edited By: Ishtar Apr 22, 2011 7:54 PM. Edited 2 times.
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